LMFAO @ Them!!!

Do they really use "tha" for "you" in Barnsley?

My mate got caught by the police for letting fireworks off.....

But they let him off..



My other mate got caught drinking battery acid...

But the charged him...

Edited at 23:19 Sat 16/06/07 (BST)

no they dont its them lot from sheffield that use tha dee n daa thats why we call them dee daas

Michael Barrymore was asked if he was doing panto this year..he said he doesn't think so, as he had done "Aladin" 6 years ago, and he hasn't heard the last of it...!!!

LMFAO @ That...



OMG @ The Barrymore one HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120
cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sisters, if you buy 3 crates, that's 150,
you'll get a 25% discount !" The nuns look at each other, and after a
prolonged period of thinking one whispers to the other:
"We could eat the 30, I suppose."

Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

Because they all have phones.

How do you change a blonde's mind?

Blow in her ear.

Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!"
"Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for
dinner!"
"Really?"
Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I
wanna eat it!'"

*ring* *ring*
"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?"

"I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning."

"Geez," the woman replied, "you can tell all that from two hello's?"

good one stella heres one tell me if it sucks k lol

theres a women going frantic round her burning house she finally comes to her senses and dials 999."quick come my house is burning down"
"okay calm down miss just tell us how to get there" she replies shocked "ur hello in a red lorry"

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 23:47 Wed 20/06/07 (BST)

LMFAO

Think ive posted that here before mate....but LMFAOOOOO Thats a good one lol

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 23:48 Wed 20/06/07 (BST)

Michael Barrymore was found dead yeasterday with chocolate round his bum. Geoge Michael was arrested for being careless with his Wispa.

*GASPS* Lmao

lol

A bloke gets "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his todger.

He goes home to show is wife, and she say's "You GIT" !!! "There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth" !!

OMG PMSL You posted it here! A-haaaaaaaaa tho thats NOT the words u used to em is it eh? eh?

LMFAOOOOOO @ That one!