LMAO...Have missed ur jokes stell xx

OMG Claire !!! How are you huney ??? xxx

Alright stelly! im doin very well thnx, hows u hun? Cant stay for long, will keep poppin bk through the day if i can.....keep the jokes coming, love then, take care hun x-x-x-x *mwah*

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf."

"Yeah right, watch this...Rover sit!

Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 06:46 Tue 5/06/07 (BST)

Got a new job with the Samaritans last week. Tried to phone in sick and the swines talked me out of it !!

lmao at stella

Lmao at the rover one!

A man wakes up with a terrible hangover. He gets out of bed, walks slowly downstairs and sits at the kitchen table. After a while, his wife comes in with a fry up: Bacon, sausages, egg, toast and a sock. She puts the plate in front of him. Puzzled, he looks at her and says:

"Erm, why is there a sock in my breakfast?"

His wife replies:

"Well what happened was...You came home a bit drunk last night. You put your arm around me, winked, and asked me if I'd cook your sock..."

Edited at 13:46 Sat 2/06/07 (BST)

Lool......Keep em comin boiz!

LMFAO nice one dan lmao

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.

So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duuuuuurrrrr. You have to roll up the windows first!"

A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30.

One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, with her handbag over her shoulder, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.

"Dammit woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"

Two cows were talking in the field one day.

First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?
Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Love it!

SEE STELL! Us girls like the type of jokes LOL

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter
from his mother asking him to send her a current photo
of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let
her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a
photo in half and sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a
picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture
in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the
photo.
He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the
wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's
eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks
later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it
makes your nose look short!"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

stella that was class

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"