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10:40 Wed 23 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Just in case anyone missed it PMSL
stellaman said:
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
(No offence paula *MWAH*)
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
(No offence paula *MWAH*)
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
Just in case anyone missed it PMSL
10:41 Wed 23 May 07 (BST) [Link]
OOPS sorry honey..i shud of got me broom out and swept it forward
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02:09 Fri 25 May 07 (BST) [Link]
"Dad, can i ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think
it's just proper that i should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"My nipples are already prominent and it
catches attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wears.......!"
"David! How many times shall i tell you that
bras are for girls!?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think
it's just proper that i should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"My nipples are already prominent and it
catches attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wears.......!"
"David! How many times shall i tell you that
bras are for girls!?"
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03:04 Fri 25 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Wooohoooo..... you'll love this one!
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.
LMFAO!
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.
LMFAO!
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03:11 Fri 25 May 07 (BST) [Link]
I LOVE BLONDE JOKES!
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."
"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."
"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"
"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
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03:15 Fri 25 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Q: Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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07:43 Fri 25 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Q: What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
A: The top of her head.
A: The top of her head.
13:59 Fri 25 May 07 (BST) [Link]
OH RLY! But ya let Steph and Jill wink tho dont'cha eh EH????????
stellaman said:
Shhhhhh and stop winking LMFAO
OH RLY! But ya let Steph and Jill wink tho dont'cha eh EH????????
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08:00 Sat 26 May 07 (BST) [Link]
A guy was pulled over by a cop.
The cop says to the guy you're eyes are bloodshot
have you been drinking. The guy says tothe cop
you're eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts
The cop says to the guy you're eyes are bloodshot
have you been drinking. The guy says tothe cop
you're eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts
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08:03 Sat 26 May 07 (BST) [Link]
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your p enis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your p enis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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