2 addicts yesterday injected curry powder by mistake !!

They are now in hospital.

One has a dodgy Tikka, and the other is in a Korma.

Duurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A Mafia godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for 10 million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the $10 million is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cokks it and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

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The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

lmao thats well good

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair-given that you are blind-that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6' tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head , and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain 5 times i don't !!!

PMSL @ that

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then
down the river and shouts back, You ARE on the other side."

PMFSL

A man was shopping for his young daughter's birthday. He was wondering what to get her when he saw a Barbie Doll in the window.

So he went in and asked the assistant how much they cost.

The assistant, a young lady, replied in a bored voice -

"Talking Barbie - $19.95

Workout Barbie - $19.95

Beachwear Barbie - $19.95

Formal Barbie - $19.95

Bridal Barbie - $19.95

Divorced Barbie - $256.95"

The bloke did a double take. "They're all $19.95 except for Divorced Barbie! How come she's so expensive??"

The assistant rolled her eyes. "Sir" she said, "Divorced Barbie comes

with -
Ken's house
Ken's boat
Ken's car
Ken's computer
and one of Ken's friends".

LMAO Heard that one,,its good hehe

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost Nearly 60 POUNDS!
Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from effin' skippin", the Irishman said.

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 06:50 Tue 5/06/07 (BST)

haha that made me giggle stella lol took me a while to get it tho, but i did!!

HAHAHAH

college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd
scraped together every penny he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.
To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu.
Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. Finally he asked her,
"Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"
"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid, either."

Paula Joke....

Q: Whats got 2 Humps and is found at the North Pole?

A: A Lost camel

Another Paula Joke.........

Q: What drink do Balloons hate?

A: Pop

PMSLLLLLLL @ THEM!

LMAOOO See its not just me that loves them little slly ones hehe

So i said to this Horse....."Why the long face"