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12:03 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
WHO DOES WHAT ??
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........
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"HEBREWS"
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........
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"HEBREWS"
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12:23 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
HAHAHAHA!
Will get the wife with that ne, or maybe even my vicar!
Will get the wife with that ne, or maybe even my vicar!
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13:40 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
But my daddy told me that it's not for stirring your coffee with
This means that males shouldn't surely
This means that males shouldn't surely
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13:42 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
PMSL Hey Squeezy, check FP Times
(What DID daddy say it was for then LMAO)
(What DID daddy say it was for then LMAO)
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15:39 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Bloody hell, THAT is not advisable mate !!
squeezy said:
Stirring your tea
Bloody hell, THAT is not advisable mate !!
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05:00 Fri 18 May 07 (BST) [Link]
What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?
Popeye smacked him
Popeye smacked him
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05:10 Fri 18 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Im sorry, but this is the best ive heard in ages im literally PMFSL here......
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
I think she's been sweeping around
Edited at 10:14 Fri 18/05/07 (BST)
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
I think she's been sweeping around
Edited at 10:14 Fri 18/05/07 (BST)
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05:16 Fri 18 May 07 (BST) [Link]
IVE WET MYSELF! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg your a tart Stella PMSL
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05:28 Fri 18 May 07 (BST) [Link]
One for the sad people...
Did you hear about the good looking banana????
It had a high sex apPEEL.
shoot me, lol
Did you hear about the good looking banana????
It had a high sex apPEEL.
shoot me, lol
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