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05:19 Wed 16 May 07 (BST) [Link]
hehe good one
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Now then...this will test someone's sense of humour !!
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.
Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye? asked the farmer.
Yes, yes, the man replied.
Oh! I would not listen to Bessie, said the farmer. She does not know anything about cars.
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story.
Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye? asked the farmer.
Yes, yes, the man replied.
Oh! I would not listen to Bessie, said the farmer. She does not know anything about cars.
hehe good one
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07:09 Wed 16 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Grrr page 2
A man went to a health club and says "i want to be able to do the splits"
The trainer says "how flexible are you then"
The man replies "Well i can't make Thursday's"
A man went to a health club and says "i want to be able to do the splits"
The trainer says "how flexible are you then"
The man replies "Well i can't make Thursday's"
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15:45 Wed 16 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Tombstone Epitaph In a Cemetary:
Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.
Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.
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16:14 Wed 16 May 07 (BST) [Link]
OMFG (PMFSL)
A Girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners & asks for it to be cleaned.
The man is deaf, and says "come again"?
She blushes and replies "No ! this time it's YOGHURT" !!
A Girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners & asks for it to be cleaned.
The man is deaf, and says "come again"?
She blushes and replies "No ! this time it's YOGHURT" !!
16:23 Wed 16 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Sorry for the liverpool fans out there....
Whats the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the oad and a dead liverpool fan in the middle of the road..(answer) Before the dog theres skid marks...
Your in a room with a Tiger..A Rattlersnake, And yes a liverpool fan..you have a gun of your tyoe, with two bullets,..what do you do? (answer) Shoot the liverpool fan twice
Last but not least...
What have you got when 100 liverpool fans are burried up to the neck in sand?..(answer) not enough sand
Sorry about any spelling mistakes
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Whats the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the oad and a dead liverpool fan in the middle of the road..(answer) Before the dog theres skid marks...
Your in a room with a Tiger..A Rattlersnake, And yes a liverpool fan..you have a gun of your tyoe, with two bullets,..what do you do? (answer) Shoot the liverpool fan twice
Last but not least...
What have you got when 100 liverpool fans are burried up to the neck in sand?..(answer) not enough sand
Sorry about any spelling mistakes
x..salsa..x
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18:13 Wed 16 May 07 (BST) [Link]
An eagle was taking a tour of england, it flew around and decided to have some fun with other birds.
So while flying he spotted a blue t1t, so he flew down, had his fun with the blue t1t and flew away. As he flew off he sang 'oh a blue t1t, oh a blue t1t, i'm proud to have gotten more than a little bit'
Next day on his flights he spotted a dove, so he flew down, has his way with the dove and flew away. As he flew off he sang 'oh a dove, oh a dove, i'm proud to have gotten so much love'
On the last day of his tour he spotted a duck (), so he flew down, had a lot of fun with the duck and then flew away. As he flew away he sang 'oh a duck, oh a duck, i'm so proud to have got a good..' but then he was interupted, the duck sang back 'oh i'm a drake, oh i'm a drake, i'm afraid you've made a big mistake!'
My head of year told us this in assembly this morning, finally a use for the dam things
So while flying he spotted a blue t1t, so he flew down, had his fun with the blue t1t and flew away. As he flew off he sang 'oh a blue t1t, oh a blue t1t, i'm proud to have gotten more than a little bit'
Next day on his flights he spotted a dove, so he flew down, has his way with the dove and flew away. As he flew off he sang 'oh a dove, oh a dove, i'm proud to have gotten so much love'
On the last day of his tour he spotted a duck (), so he flew down, had a lot of fun with the duck and then flew away. As he flew away he sang 'oh a duck, oh a duck, i'm so proud to have got a good..' but then he was interupted, the duck sang back 'oh i'm a drake, oh i'm a drake, i'm afraid you've made a big mistake!'
My head of year told us this in assembly this morning, finally a use for the dam things
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01:40 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
LMFAO!
Jimmy Carr:
"I've got one of these special needs schools near me, just down the road. We all know this because of the warning signs they put up, 'slow children', i thought that can't do much for their self esteem, but look on the positive side, they can't read it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb87oedXV-4
Watch for the Wales joke!
stellaman said:
OMFG (PMFSL)
A Girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners & asks for it to be cleaned.
The man is deaf, and says "come again"?
She blushes and replies "No ! this time it's YOGHURT" !!
A Girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners & asks for it to be cleaned.
The man is deaf, and says "come again"?
She blushes and replies "No ! this time it's YOGHURT" !!
LMFAO!
Jimmy Carr:
"I've got one of these special needs schools near me, just down the road. We all know this because of the warning signs they put up, 'slow children', i thought that can't do much for their self esteem, but look on the positive side, they can't read it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb87oedXV-4
Watch for the Wales joke!
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01:43 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
"I have a mate whos wife thinks to drive man wild with desire is to nibble on his ear loabs, i think it's bollux!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4G9D3Yj2E&mode=related&search=
OMG He's so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4G9D3Yj2E&mode=related&search=
OMG He's so funny.
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01:49 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Ha bloody Ha
Seriously though mate...just watched all that i was PMFSL
Try this if you wanna laugh at the Welsh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOZlJiOvXsU&mode=related&search=
Seriously though mate...just watched all that i was PMFSL
Try this if you wanna laugh at the Welsh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOZlJiOvXsU&mode=related&search=
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01:59 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Have you seen that Dan ? Even i laffed at it
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02:01 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
Yeh just watched it...Classic. I like when he tried to rap the song at the end .
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10:07 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
A Scottish man, An English man and An Irish man are sitting in a pub, All of a sudden the Scottish man says "You know, my son was born on St. Andrews Day, so i decided to call him Andrew".
then the English man says "Wow, thats a coincidence, my son was born on St. George's Day, so i decided to call him George".
The Irish man then butts in and says "OMG, thats amazing, i can't wait to go home and tell my daughter Pancake.
then the English man says "Wow, thats a coincidence, my son was born on St. George's Day, so i decided to call him George".
The Irish man then butts in and says "OMG, thats amazing, i can't wait to go home and tell my daughter Pancake.
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10:19 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
pmsl @ ali g in wales!!
even though im welsh
Edited at 15:20 Thu 17/05/07 (BST)
even though im welsh
Edited at 15:20 Thu 17/05/07 (BST)
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10:39 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
I was pmsl @ the Wales thing. If you look at most english comedians they take the micky out of England, it's always good to laugh at yourselfs!
"But i don't like coffee"
"But i don't like coffee"
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11:08 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
"why is it all the wales ppl down the mines is brothers"
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11:22 Thu 17 May 07 (BST) [Link]
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
I'll get my coat>>>>>>>>exits stage right !!!
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."
I'll get my coat>>>>>>>>exits stage right !!!
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