OMFG PMSL at this.........

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' , so he gave me a kite.

OMG YA TART!

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

P M F S L

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'

1 morning theres a randy eagle flying in the skies. Looking around he can't find another eagle, but just below is a dove. I gotta have some of that he thinks, so he swoops down behind the dove and gives it a good seeing too.When he's finished the dove turns around and says, "I'm a little dove who's had a bit of love and i loved it". The eagle takes off but is still feeling randy when he spots a blue t it below. So he swoops down behind and gives it a seeing too. When he's finished the blue t it turns around and say's "i'm a little t it thats just had a little bit and i loved it." The eagle is still feeling randy when he spots a duck below so he swoops down behind the duck and gives it a seeing too. When the eagles finished the duck turns around and says "I'm a little drake and you made a big mistake, but i loved it."

LMFAO brilliant mate, i love it

I just spit my drink out reading that OMFG i love them silly little ones PMSLLL

Gud one too Joey hahah

a man walks into a doctors and says he feels like a pair of curtains doctor says pull yourself together.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO i heard that one yrs ago luv it hahahah

PARDON?? Dont dare start posting if ya drunk! LMAO

Doctor, my hairs falling out can you give me anything for it.

"Ye here's a bin"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Tickled me

Doesn't take much though does it.

Nope Cuey HAHAHAH spesh wen am in funny mode

Its 19 years since Chernobyl. Is it only me who wonders why theres still no superheroes?


* Jimmy Carr, not me

Edited at 22:51 Sat 14/04/07 (BST)

A Fat bloke walks into a doctors and asks
"doctor doctor, have you got sometging to keep my stomach in?"

The doctor gives him a wheelbarrow

LMAO

lol nice 1!