This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her
he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a
tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather
have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Well make up your mind. I
have to adjust the chair."

HAHAHHHAH LOVE THAT ONE

Patrick McCongo, the African boxing champion, who lost both legs in car crash 2 years ago, has made remarkable recovery.
His record now stands at 5 fights without defeet.

STILL LMAO!

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa.

har har har

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.
When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.
After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed. The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her.
He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head.
He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."

har har har

HA HA HA HA HA

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital.
The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a faeces sample, and a blood sample."
The old man says, "What?"
So the doctor says it again.
Once again the old man says, "what?"
So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FAECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!"
With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

har har har

I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

What site do you get all these from, then maybe we could just read them all...

hehe

OMFG Im PMSL at that

if he told us that then this won't be need anymore and i'd read them all lol

lol, some from random sites, most from txt messages, some ppl tell me, some are my own, belaive it or not......I dont know i just attract humour i think....and there is NO better feeling in the world than laughter...is there.

No honey theres not..keep 'em coming (STS)

I Went to the corner shop, the other day - I bought 4 corners

PMFSLLLLLLLLL