Im drunk !! shut up ! lol i know what i mean

I was having an Indian the other night, and the waiter came up to me and said "Curry OK sir?" I said "go on then, one song and then fcuk off"!!

Edited at 19:52 Sun 8/04/07 (BST)

??????????????? *thinks* OH *cliks fingers* ya told me the other day HAHAH

Yep thats right and i had to explain it to you as well, didn't I?? lmao

Woman goes to doctors and says i" have a very bad discharge" Doc says OK take off ur underwear, then puts a finger inside and says "how does that feel" she says "very nice, but this discharge is in my ear" !!

OMG stell PMFSL arghhhhhhh!!!

STELLA.........*shocked but laffing its @ss off smily*

You ?? Shocked ?? lmao !!

OH! im not all bad yano

I know hun, sowweee

Dont be cos..I AM OJ....shocked it was was posted here hun thats all...loved the joke...and YKW

Edited at 11:31 Tue 10/04/07 (BST)

Paddy and Seamus were walking home from the pub. Paddy says to Seamus, 'What a beautiful night, look at the moon.'

Seamus stops and looks at Paddy, 'You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun.' Both started arguing for a while when they come upon a real drunk walking in the other direction, so they stopped him.

'Sir, could you please help settle our argument?

Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?' The drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them, and said,

'Sorry, I don't live around here.'

LMAO

A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma' am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them.'

The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?' Denise.'

'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?'

'Denephew.'

PMFSL

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH LMFAO! mental u are

IM STILL PMSL!!!!

LOL..


Good Morning Honey.....Love you

One for Cheeky Chops..

Recipe for Banana Bread


Ingredients:

2 Laughing Eyes
2 Loving Arms
2 Well Shaped Legs
2 Firm Milk Containers
1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl
2 Large Nuts
1 Large Banana

Method:

1. Look into Loving Eyes.
2. Fold in Loving Arms.
3. Spread Well Shaped Legs.
4. Squeeze and massage Milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing
Bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger.
5. Add Banana - work in and out until well creamed.
6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief.

Cake done when Banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils
and don't lick the bowl.

Oops i forgot......

N.B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.

Edited at 19:06 Wed 11/04/07 (BST)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG pmsl............






(ur going worse Lmao hoipe Flappy doesnt read them !! Lmfao)