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08:40 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?

At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

FOCL

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08:41 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

i liked that last one you did too John, one of my faves also

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10:28 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

"Mom, I'm pregnant."

"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?"

"That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took
measures and then went with the biggest."

white_riot

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14:55 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

Whats 2 1/2 inches long and can satisfy a woman everytime

Posted Image

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14:57 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

LOL! Its all true though...

white_riot

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15:19 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

GCSE's getting easier?

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7580/math1wb4.jpg

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1427/math2yv8.jpg

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/1126/math3xd7.gif

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/1936/math45eh5.jpg

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/8852/math7lv2.jpg

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5904/math10sa5.jpg

Edited at 20:32 Tue 17/04/07 (BST)

clooneman

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20:33 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

I loe them. Where did you get them?

Where is x? "Here it is", pmsl

I gotta say though, I'm pretty impressed with the dude's spelling of "aesthetically" considering he couldn't even provide the simple explanation of what the graph meant!

white_riot

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22:18 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

A mate emailed me it

I was PMSL at the bottom one, funny stuff!

domin8trix

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23:20 Tue 17 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

dementedmind emailed me those. pmsl!

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01:13 Wed 18 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

Bloke in hospital with 70% burns.
Doctor said "Give him 3 Viagra pills".
Nurse said "Why ? Do you really think that will help him"?
Doctor said " No !! But it will keep the sheets off his legs"

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03:48 Wed 18 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

Paddy and Jimmy need a drink,they put their money together but,only have 50p.Pady takes the cash to the butchers,buys a sausage,they go into a pub orders two pints and downs them,before the barman asks for the cash,paddy puts the sausage in his fly and jimmy sucks it.So the barman throws them out.In the 18th pub Jimmy says i cant do this anymore my knees are killing me,ur knees replies Paddy, i lost the sausage in the 4th pub

jsg

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04:23 Thu 19 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

HAHAHHAHAHHHAHH Go Jill

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12:01 Thu 19 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

Why are women like snow flakes??

They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face......

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12:03 Thu 19 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

OH..

Why are men like Snowstorms?

You never know when they are coming
How long they will stay
Or how many inches you'll get

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12:04 Thu 19 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

haha

What does a camera and a condom have in common?

They both capture that magic moment.

white_riot

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12:07 Thu 19 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

haha!

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19:09 Thu 19 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

post pics smaller message board size from image shack is good

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01:15 Fri 20 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?

She blew them both...

jsg

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03:59 Fri 20 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

HA HA HA HA HA

martin_blank

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05:41 Fri 20 Apr 07 (BST) [Link]

THE CAT-9 ROCKET COMBO WAS DEFINITELY ON...

Edited at 10:43 Fri 20/04/07 (BST)

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