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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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lmfao love it!!!
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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on
the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the
wife went on the ride by herself.

The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out
and landed in a heap at her husband's feet.

"Are you hurt?" he asked.

"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't
wave once!"
benno91
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01:49 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
What did the g4y preist say when a bunch of guys walked into the church?


Ahhh...men!
benno91
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01:52 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea
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01:53 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Q. Whats the only animal with an a$$hole in the middle of its back?
A. A police horse.

Edited at 06:53 Fri 23/03/07 (GMT)
benno91
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01:54 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his a$$.
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What three things can a woman do that no-one else can?

1. Bleed for a week without dying
2. Produce milk with eating grass
3. Make a man come without calling him!
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katie_bug said:
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


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05:39 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Stell *tut tut*
Number 3's good
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pmsl
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05:42 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
What ya laffin at?? Number 3 is good, and correct !!! woooooooooooooooooooo




I feel good today HAHAHA
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05:47 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
okay then, have u been on the happy pills again?
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05:48 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
PMFSL! Me? No!!! Im ALWAYS in a good mood, its just today, well, i dunno, i feel really good
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05:50 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
well, let me bring u down then
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05:55 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
NO! Lmfao. Smurf thats evil
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05:56 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
PMFSL...i sense FP times?? haha
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06:00 Fri 23 Mar 07 (GMT)  [Link]  
You do? From me? Nope am in a way good mod today..everyones safe from moi today HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAH
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PMSL wooooooooo 4 u then hun!
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