Lmao...me likes that one!!

Good one stell

heheheehe

Pupil: ?Can sexual exhaustion be an excuse for not doing this week?s assignment??

Teacher: ?No, you?ll just have to write with your other hand!?.

Hahaha LMFAO!!!

lmao

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized private parts
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated private parts?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have diks!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

lmao been waiting on u posted a joke

FFS (sts) Lmao

I was shopping at our local supermarket.
When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of
me.
As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger/helper asked her,
"Paper or plastic?"
"It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."

Hahaha Love that!!!

get another 1 stell

Okies just 4 you mate

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?

A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

lmao heard tht 1 be4 gd 1 though

herd it so many times but still pmsl

i was walking down the shopping aisle when i crashed into someone"sorry"i said "i'm looking for my wife" the man said "what a couincidence so am i!" i said "what ur wife look like?"he said "stunning polish 18 year old with a mini skirt" i said "forget about my wife lets look for urs!"

Why don't oysters give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

PMSL

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight sharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a happy tune, sat down at a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the twinkle in his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident.
Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining room and seated herself across from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and her voice weak as she ordered toast and coffee.
The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby for his morning cigar.
As the waitress approached with the bride's toast and coffee, she said, "Honey, I don't understand it. Here you are a young bride with an old husband, looking like you've encountered a buzz saw."
"That guy," said the bride, "double crossed me. He told me he saved up for 60 years and I thought he was talking about money!"