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12:38 Sat 3 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
A woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms. The clerk looks at the woman quizzically, but shrugs and tells her "yes, we do.
They're right here behind the counter."
The woman thanks the clerk, and stands there, and stands there, and stands there.
The clerk asks the woman, "is there something else I can help you with, Ma'am?".
The woman smiles sweetly at the clerk and says "no, thank you,
I'm just waiting here to see who buys them".
They're right here behind the counter."
The woman thanks the clerk, and stands there, and stands there, and stands there.
The clerk asks the woman, "is there something else I can help you with, Ma'am?".
The woman smiles sweetly at the clerk and says "no, thank you,
I'm just waiting here to see who buys them".
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12:41 Sat 3 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
lmao
y do i always post jokes last 1 b4 new bage haha
y do i always post jokes last 1 b4 new bage haha
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12:49 Sat 3 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely.
"Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun.
"Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby.
"No, really." said the nun "I won't mind."
So the Cabby told her:
"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a b job done by a nun."
"Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked
"Robert"
"Are you married?"
"No."
"Are you christian?"
"Yes."
"Then Pull into the next alley."
The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab.
While driving, the cabby started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the nun
"I'm sorry, I've lied."
"How so?"
"Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish."
"Well, I've done a bit of lying too..." smiled the nun "My name is George and I'm going to a costume party."
"Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun.
"Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby.
"No, really." said the nun "I won't mind."
So the Cabby told her:
"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a b job done by a nun."
"Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked
"Robert"
"Are you married?"
"No."
"Are you christian?"
"Yes."
"Then Pull into the next alley."
The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab.
While driving, the cabby started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the nun
"I'm sorry, I've lied."
"How so?"
"Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish."
"Well, I've done a bit of lying too..." smiled the nun "My name is George and I'm going to a costume party."
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13:20 Sat 3 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that? The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".
The husband cries out, "
After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that? The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".
The husband cries out, "
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13:52 Sat 3 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
ooops lmfao
"Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"
"Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"
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05:54 Sun 4 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole
in it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket?
I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.
in it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket?
I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.
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06:02 Sun 4 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."
"Well then, you better make it 13."
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."
"Well then, you better make it 13."
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06:07 Sun 4 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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07:00 Sun 4 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her breasts went.
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