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13:06 Wed 28 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
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stellaman said:
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.
"How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender.
"From my husband," she replied.
"But I thought he was out of town?" he asked.
"So did I!" she said.
"How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender.
"From my husband," she replied.
"But I thought he was out of town?" he asked.
"So did I!" she said.
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13:20 Wed 28 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
Did you see the 8 year old , 14 stone kid on TV today ? he was asked what his favourite musical instrument was in school.........he said "The dinner bell"
21:20 Wed 28 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
Silly childhood joke
Paddy the Englishman, P the Irishman and P the Scotsman went into a hotel, and the owner was a creepy woman.
P the Englishman woke up in the middle of the night and the woman had her mouth around his member. She said "Gimme a thousand pounds or I'll bite". So he paid her a thousand pounds and left.
The next night, P the Scotsman woke up in the middle of the night and the woman had her mouth around his pecker. She said "Gimme a thousand pounds or I'll bite". So he paid her a thousand pounds and left.
The next night, P the Irishman woke up in the middle of the night and the woman had her mouth around his todger. She said "Gimme a thousand pounds or I'll bite". And he said, "Gimme a million pounds or I'll p*ss".
Paddy the Englishman, P the Irishman and P the Scotsman went into a hotel, and the owner was a creepy woman.
P the Englishman woke up in the middle of the night and the woman had her mouth around his member. She said "Gimme a thousand pounds or I'll bite". So he paid her a thousand pounds and left.
The next night, P the Scotsman woke up in the middle of the night and the woman had her mouth around his pecker. She said "Gimme a thousand pounds or I'll bite". So he paid her a thousand pounds and left.
The next night, P the Irishman woke up in the middle of the night and the woman had her mouth around his todger. She said "Gimme a thousand pounds or I'll bite". And he said, "Gimme a million pounds or I'll p*ss".
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23:54 Wed 28 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
How rude lmao.
This one is for 1_eye...........
A Mans body was found in Dublin this morning wearing an England rugby shirt, G,string & stockings & suspenders. Guards have removed the Rugby shirt to save the family any embarrassment.
This one is for 1_eye...........
A Mans body was found in Dublin this morning wearing an England rugby shirt, G,string & stockings & suspenders. Guards have removed the Rugby shirt to save the family any embarrassment.
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02:36 Thu 1 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
A little boy asks his mum,is it wrong to have a willy?
mum replies no,why? well dads upstairs sweating like erm trying to pull his off
mum replies no,why? well dads upstairs sweating like erm trying to pull his off
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10:53 Thu 1 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.
The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.
He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."
The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.
He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."
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11:07 Thu 1 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get
onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. She tried to step
up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and
loosen it a little. She tried to step up onto the steps again. But it was still
too tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up again and
the skirt was still too tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and
unzipped some more. And she still couldn?t get up onto the bus. So this man
behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt. He gives her a boost onto the bus.
She turns around and slaps him and saying "What do you think you are doing."
Well the man says "Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I
thought we were acquainted."
onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. She tried to step
up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and
loosen it a little. She tried to step up onto the steps again. But it was still
too tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up again and
the skirt was still too tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and
unzipped some more. And she still couldn?t get up onto the bus. So this man
behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt. He gives her a boost onto the bus.
She turns around and slaps him and saying "What do you think you are doing."
Well the man says "Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I
thought we were acquainted."
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11:23 Thu 1 Mar 07 (GMT) [Link]
lmfao...love that one and the recycling one!!
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