PMFSL AT THAT!....BUT this was on 3rd page Stell

y is marriage like a bath???

cos once u get in its not so hot!!!

There were two guys walking down the street
and they saw a dog licking his nuts.
One of the guys said. "Man I wish I could do that".
Then the other guy said, "Give him a biscuit and he might let you"!

Q: What do you give an Elephant with diarrheoa ??

A: Plenty of room

EW! Pmfsl

PMFSL

Come on Stell, more jokes plzzzzzzzzzzz

Hahah i like that one!!

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,
one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so
embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad
already seen him.
"Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind"
"Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"

Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators?

(A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!

OMG Lmao!!!

PMFSL

Did you hear about the Irishman who tried phone sex...???

He couldn't manage it !! He said the holes were too small

haha! quality all of em!

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a
movie about the lives and times of the great composers.
Stallone says "I want to be Mozart."
Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."



Now That is funny pmsl

What's the difference between a barmaid in
the evening and a barmaid at night?

A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and fuxom

A boy takes is girlfriend home for a bit of fun,finds his brother as sleep in the bottom bunk,undaunted they get in top bunk,he says to his girl,we"ll use a code,if you want it harder say lettuce,if you wanta different position say nanna...lettuce and nanna she says suddenly his brother shouts,will you two stop making erm sarnies the mayonaise is dripping all over my face

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Lmao...


A Young Girl Confesses to a priest she never wears any knickers..
"My the Lord forgive you my child"..Says the Priest.You must say 2 Our Fathers, 2 Hail Mary's and on your way out do 2 Cartwheels!!!!

LMFAO - that is brilliant !! im txting that one lol

Paddy & Murphy, were drunk, and walking home frome the pub. They took a shortcut through a graveyard, and they were looking at the headstones when all of a sudden Paddy says " Jeeesus Christ, would you look at dat" ?
Murphy said " wots dat paddy".?
Paddy said there's a bloke here who was 152 !!
Murphy said " wot was is name"?
Paddy replied..."Miles from London" !