PMSLLLL

Stella..(cant catch u on Gen)..how come u leave when u log in and im there????
Have i offended you?

A young teenage girl comes home from school and asks her
mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies
come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had
finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.

"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"






(What ??)

LMAO1















(it doesnt matter)

PMSL

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

lmao

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blow job !

PMSLLLLL

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?


Her knickers fit her like a glove!

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man
with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."

LMAO


a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Nice 1 stella

did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to santa




lmao @ stella's baby one above and coconut tree 1

Edited at 15:36 Thu 25/01/07 (GMT)

LMFAO @ tids

You should come here more often


(so to speak)

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

LMFAO

hahaha gud one stella

Pmsl @ all them, love the pickpocket and peepin tom 1 tho!!!

OMG i read a joke in a mag b4,,..hang on ill go and find it

BK!

A girl goes for a drive with her new boyfriend and after 5 mins he stops the car, saying "Have $ex with me or walk home" She declined and walked home..afterwards she wrote in her diary:My legs are my best friends.
The same thing happens with her next boyfriend and again she writes in her diary:My legs are STILL my best friends
The third time, she was driven ten miles away and was asked the same question, this time she wrote:
Even the best of friends must part sometimes!!!!

Edited at 18:37 Thu 25/01/07 (GMT)

PMSLLLLL i love em all