A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."

"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."

"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is cockeyed."

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.
"That's not so much", says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,"
says the man. "Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor.
"You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do", says the man.
"Twice a day."

ARGH!!!!!!!!!! PMFSL

he does the FFS Stell!!!!! hahhaha

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a
costume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings out
a fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."

She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."
She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."

She says, "Listen, Stella, why don't you just throw it over your
shoulder and go as a petrol pump?"

L M F (_x_) OFF! Good one HAHAHAHHA

What do you call rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hare line.........

Lmao @ them....brill

I think my girlfriend is getting a little nearsighted.

I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

Hahaha...keep em coming stella, i need a laugh tonight!!

Little girl says to her mum "Mummy where do babies come from"
Her Mum said " well, daddy makes
s perm, and puts it inside me"
Girl says "do you swallow it"?
Mum said "NO, that's what you do when you want a new dress" !!

Viagra is now available in powder form

to put in your tea or coffee.



It does nothing for erections,

but it stops your biscuits from going soft.

LMFAO!!! Love em stella...was pmsl @ the 1st one!

HA HA HA me too Claire,,i luv the short ones the best tho

Strange thing for a girl to say

PMSL!! Love em Stell!

JOKES STELLA JOKES!


*files her nails* (pmsl)

PMSL

A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom
factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice.
The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard
working, knew her tasks etc. He called her into his office, "But
why?" he asked.

"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all," she said sullenly.

"Look, I'll give you a raise."

"No," she said

"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me."

"Okay if you must know..." said the girl, and she took off her
underwear and pointed to her p ubic hair, "Look I haven't had
this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you..."

Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and
showed his, and said, "Ha ha...my dear it's nature. Look I have
it too...."

"Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit now! Not
only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as
well."

LMFAO I liked that long one tho