So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said, "Who's speaking please?" And a voice said, "You are."

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Duuuuur Luv 'em stell

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

OMFG! HAHHAHAHAH

A guy owns a horse farm. One day a friend phones him up , "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He wants to buy a horse". Sure enough the dwarf turns up.

Dwarf asks "I want to buy a horth"

The owner asks him "Do you want a male horse or a female horse ?"

The Dwarf replies "A female horth"

The owner shows him a Mare.

"Nithe Horth" says the Dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks up the Dwarf to show him the Horses eyes.

"Nithe eyth" says the Dwarf "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" The Dwarf asks. By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again picks up the Dwarf to show him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth," he says "Can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks up the Dwarf and shoves his head deep between the horse's legs, holding him there for a second before pulling him out & putting down.

"Perhaps I should rephrathe that" said the Dwarf,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.

He took her up to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.

Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions of famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.

He asked her if she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it is the nectar of the gods, Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the delicate liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow. The sounds of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I am transported into another world."

"On the other hand, Port makes me fart."
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PMSL STELLA!






(You ok? ur here late lol)

she's fallen asleep

What???

lol, thats got u thinking

Im confused..lmao Oh wait ur girl ya mean lmaoooooooo

This Joke probly isnt funny because im not that sorta guy but here goes......

There was a mummy balloon a daddy balloon baby balloon, it was baby balloons bedtime so he had to got to bed.
He was alseep till one o'clock in the morning and he woke up, he tried to get back to sleep, but he couldn't so he went into mummy and daddy's room to sleep.
He tried to fit inbetween them both but he couldnt, so he let some air out of daddy balloon, he still couldnt fit in, so he let some air out of mummy balloon, still couldnt fit in, then he let some air out of himself and then he could fit in.
So in the morning they all woke up and daddy balloon said, " You have let me down, you have let your mum down and motst of all you have let yourself down"

Its not very good but i tried, anyway i have another one aswell it sort of runs on the same lines.(I used too many words so do it on the next post.)

There was a inflaitable boy who took a pin to his inflaitable school and his inflairable teacher said "You have let me down you have let yourself down, and most of all you have let your school down."

I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his
name, it's P something T something R.

HAHAHAHA
wooooooooo flap!

What is a forum ?

A two-um plus a two-um





(paulas sense of humour)

Oh pmsl u made that one up!hahahaha and u luv my sense of humour!

Whats red and lies in the gutter?


A dead bus

Durrrrrrrrrrrr ( aw poor Bus hey Stell) Lmao