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11:09 Tue 19 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
A rather large man is sitting lounging about wearing only his underpants.
His wife moans at him to get dressed as guests will be arriving any minute.
The man, who thinks his wife's fatty, cheap cooking is responsible for his size, pats his tummy and says,
"Hey, let them see me as I am, then they'll know how you feed me!"
Quick as a flash she replies,
"Take off your underwear then, so they'll wonder why I bother feeding you."
His wife moans at him to get dressed as guests will be arriving any minute.
The man, who thinks his wife's fatty, cheap cooking is responsible for his size, pats his tummy and says,
"Hey, let them see me as I am, then they'll know how you feed me!"
Quick as a flash she replies,
"Take off your underwear then, so they'll wonder why I bother feeding you."
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15:04 Tue 19 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
A little boy tells his father that he wants to get married.
His father laughs and says, "Well, you'll need to find a lady to marry."
"I've found one!" says the little boy
"Who?" father asks
"Grandma!" the little boy says.
His father laughs again,"You can't marry my mother!"
"Why not!" the little boy complains, "You married mine!"
His father laughs and says, "Well, you'll need to find a lady to marry."
"I've found one!" says the little boy
"Who?" father asks
"Grandma!" the little boy says.
His father laughs again,"You can't marry my mother!"
"Why not!" the little boy complains, "You married mine!"
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12:57 Fri 22 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
Sorry been busy...watch this space
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Edited at 18:58 Fri 22/12/06 (GMT)
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Edited at 18:58 Fri 22/12/06 (GMT)
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08:14 Sat 23 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
A sweet little boy with a speech impediment goes guising at Hallowe'en dressed as a pirate.
Sadly his friends are all away to a party he wasn't invited to.
He goes to the first door and a sweet old lady bends down and says.
"Oh, how clever! I see you are a pirate! But where's your buccaneers?"
Slightly annoyed he replies, "On the side of my buckin' head!"
Sadly his friends are all away to a party he wasn't invited to.
He goes to the first door and a sweet old lady bends down and says.
"Oh, how clever! I see you are a pirate! But where's your buccaneers?"
Slightly annoyed he replies, "On the side of my buckin' head!"
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08:42 Sat 23 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
A man has six children and he is dead chuffed with that, and on every occasion he can, he lets the world know.
His favourite way is by referring to his wife as Mother of Six (usually very loudly)
After a while this amusing nickname becomes tiresome to his good wife, and after a longer while becomes infuriating.
One evening at a big party, he calls over the entire hall:
"Okay Mother of Six? Time to go home now?"
To which his frustrated wife calls back:
"Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
His favourite way is by referring to his wife as Mother of Six (usually very loudly)
After a while this amusing nickname becomes tiresome to his good wife, and after a longer while becomes infuriating.
One evening at a big party, he calls over the entire hall:
"Okay Mother of Six? Time to go home now?"
To which his frustrated wife calls back:
"Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
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11:10 Tue 26 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
OH! Well im not!!! *stamps her foot*
Joke NOW!!!...
Joke NOW!!!...
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11:26 Fri 29 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
Couple of silly ones......
Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance? - Because it was a moth ball .
Why did the Blonde drag a cabbage on a lead? - She thought it was a collie .
Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance? - Because it was a moth ball .
Why did the Blonde drag a cabbage on a lead? - She thought it was a collie .
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02:13 Sat 30 Dec 06 (GMT) [Link]
A pacific cruise ship sinks and only 3 survivors make it off the ship alive, David, Darren and Daisy
They manage to swim to the nearest island and end up living there for 3 years, doing what comes naturally.
But after a while, Daisy feels so bad about having s ex with both David and Darren she Kills herself.
Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes it's course.
After a couple more years pass, the lads feel really bad about what they are doing...
And bury Daisy...
They manage to swim to the nearest island and end up living there for 3 years, doing what comes naturally.
But after a while, Daisy feels so bad about having s ex with both David and Darren she Kills herself.
Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes it's course.
After a couple more years pass, the lads feel really bad about what they are doing...
And bury Daisy...
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06:48 Mon 1 Jan 07 (GMT) [Link]
An expectant father rings the hospital to see how his wife is getting on. By mistake he's connected to Lord's cricket grounf. "How's it going? he asks. "Fine", comes the answer, "we've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck!
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