gorgeous .. i wouldnt go that far lol

haha legendary mate

Edited at 03:14 Mon 26/05/14 (BST)

our Jamie lost her poem
at the hand of moderation it fell,
it's another of life's dodgy stories,
that on here we're just not allowed to tell.

I guess that's fine....we'll teach her allll about the rule book,
educate her in the ways of the funk,
certain things we shouldn't share coz others advertise,
did I see a nose.....or a really big trunk???!!

as I sit here and rattle on about nothing normal,
my toes are erect and sticking out!!!
is that offensive and require foderation??
will I be lambasted and have to listen to jo shout??!!

enough said now amma go hit some pool balls,
whoop some butt with a little bit of luck,
watch out everyone because hippesville is a comin,
win or lose, I don't really.....give a damn!

I love this poem malarkey
I didn't realise I could rhyme
I sometimes used to come here
But just read from time to time
It got me hook line and sinker
I'm so glad I gave it a shot
Just typing anything that comes to mind
I normally lose the plot
More people should join in
Even if your not very good
It becomes a bit of an addiction
I'd rhyme all night if I could

ang always plays a blinder,
n0 matter what she tries,
I wish that I was half as g00d,
it w0uld be a nice surprise!

Haha it took me a while
To realise what you meant
You cant blame me not understanding tho
Its that silly Oirish accent

Thanks a lot for the nice words
But flattery wont get you anywhere
If I beat _marc_ in this round
The final i'll pull your hair!!

Poolbird don't you frown
For you were almost there
The luck in that last round
Was quite a bit unfair

i lovr this thread so muchhhhhh

I was a bit unlucky I suppose
But you played well anyway
Good luck in the rest tho
Very well I hope you play

Oh here comes _niall_
Looking for some craic
Get yourself a rhyming
In our poem shack!

Naills never dun a poem angette cmon irish do one

lmao would ya listen to the Geordie!!!
and translate wtf she just said,
allegedly words are what's spoken,
but it makes absolutely no sense in my head.

unfortunately yer efforts were thwarted,
I'm sorry you'll have to pull yer own,
as for _marc_ and his new business with Hartleys,
erigert may call the 'big guy' on the phone!!

You need to make him Paulette!!! Drag him by the short n curleys

Niall + poems equals disaster
I'll leave that to hippesville, the master!

Divent make is tak proper Geordie
A na it would batter ya heed
Not even google translate could help
Another Geordie ya'd need

Am even struggling mesel here like
An it should come natural to me
Well am gan to bed nuw anyway
So good neet, that'll dee!

Haha well done Niall! Welcome

id like to know why my poem didnt follow the rules,
in my opinion it was a worthy story and you guys are just fools,
since when was it a crime to tell stories through rhyme ,
i better be quiet or ill end up like fran and do the time ,
its getting late and my heads starting to run ,
bit like my mouth at times but this sites meant to be fun ,
funkypool these are my words to you and you should sit back and note ,
your not protecting anyone , only blinding the truth ... end quote

Jamiedoll, it was a shame to see your poem was barred,
I felt it was great, but admin chucked it with no regard,
They obviously felt they had good reason to,
But most explain the reason for it to.

I hope you have more great stories to tell,
Get on the rooftops, and start to yell,
Explain to the world, all of your lifes happening,
Give us something, and turn our frown into a grin.

It is great to see this page, so full of life,
Not like other threads, where atmosphere is cut with a knife,
Everyone here is cheery and full of the odd quip,
Here is next poem title for ya, vote UKIP