I have noticed a guy who is great at pool,
Shame his ego, makes him look a fool,
Such a crazy way to act, when you're so good,
You could well be a great, but your attitude is crud.

A fresh start for hippesville,
life must go on,
judgement of some people,
can go horribly wrong,
look to the future,
there's an oyster I hear,
don't look back with sadness,
drive on with no fear.

it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye
it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry
it's funny how forever never seems to last
it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past
it's funny how friends can just leave when you are down
it's funny how when you need someone they never are around
it's funny how people change and think they're so much better
it's funny how many lies are packed into one love letter
it's funny how one night can contain so much regret
it's funny how you can forgive but not forget
it's funny how ironic life turns out to be
but the funniest part of all, is none of this is is amusing to me

all I wanna do right now ya know,
is give you a great big hug,
I'd let ya know yer safe from all,
I'd keep ya warm n snug,
this world it ain't so perfect,
we look but just can't find,
the help or answers that we need,
to clear our troubled minds.

my names jayycee the smart mouth irish lady
anyone who knows me knows how i can be
i dont take this site so serious not as much as some
to those people just try and have some fun
we are mere mortals living day by day
making ends meet and watching what we say
you may have seen on the news the uproar with our pastor
i think freedom of speech is vital and your causing a bad chapter
the world looks at our country as a troubled land
maybe you should take my advice and take your own stand
ill show you that belfast is not what its made out on the news
its just what your countries use to diffuse
every country everywhere has trouble
day by day we are all in a world class struggle
the truth is what you see is not really belfast
time to move on , get over it , steadfast

am sure there's nowhere like it,
folk friendlier than you hear,
they'd meet ya...chat away ya know,
n take you for a beer,
the numpties aren't so stupid,
politics is now their game,
but war is in the past hurrah!!!
if you visit you'll be glad you came.

It seems a few are unhappy
I wish I could take your pain
I've had my fair share of stresses
But try not to bring it to the game

Here your among friends to cheer you up
Not always the case I know
But some will listen to your problems
And friendships will always grow

whatever the problem is
nothing beats a kiss
we all have our off days
hopefully its just a faze
so cheer up girls and boys
lets all go make some noise

In chat you'll find some eejits,
I may be there as well,
some days there's banter flyin,
keeping up can be hard as hell.

then other times there is nothing,
the tumbleweed rolls right through,
not a word from 10 or more members,
it's keek and makes me blue

other times when it's fun and lively,
undesirables come and hurl abuse,
bad feeling really isn't wanted,
hope a mod will use their boot!!

so punkyfoolers enjoy don't hassle,
be friendly, and chat and jest,
that's what our chat rooms there for,
and when it's at it's best!

C'mon paddi get your rhyming boots on
We need some new poets here
You've got til tomorrow evening
Then I'll clip you round the ear!

a new poet is due to join us,
he's come back to funkypool,
paddi is gonna amaze us,
with a poem that'll make us drool!!!

I know your a lyrical genius
Time is running out
paddi get a move on
Give us a poetical shout

master_p00l and chaos_
Get your butts on here
I'm feeling very lonely
And I've got no beer

im here dont you worry
just phoning my local takeaway
maybe for a chinese or curry
im also drinking which im a happy bunny!

I once had a great friend on here
I thought the world of him
I used to pick on him all the time
And things got pretty grim
If only I could go back in time
I'd be a nicer mate
I tried to apologise lots
But by then it was way too late
The damage was already done
I'd already ruined what we had
I didn't know when to shut up
I really was bad
I would love to say hello again
Its been an awful long while
I wouldn't expect to be besty's
Maybe even just a smile

apology accepted..

Haha not youuuuuu

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every crumpet can read, but look at you havin a go!
This is a sentimental time of the year, I dont care if you lick windows, or occassionally $#!% yourself.
You hang in there cupcake, you're frickin special, you're my mate!
Look at you smiling at your screen!
You derkhead. Happy times to you all ! Xx

Its ok ang im here now xxx lol

Lmao yayyyyyyyy xxxxx