(HA Pleb!)

*Wipes herself down, then rests her head and dozes off*

*sings*

iam swimming, iam swiiiiiiiiming cross the ocean, cross the sea.....to be near you, to be freeeee....


(yeah iam still watchin' fgs lol)

*wakes still in the boat*

Are we here yet??

Was i dreamin or did i hear Tids singin???

*Also wakes in the boat*

What happened there bab? and look at the state of ya! scruffy urchin

Come on lets get this vessel ashore!!

*Hears faints screeching noise, and turns to it's vicinity* Oh bab! Is that, no it can't be, can it?? it is it's the tiddler what's that daft get doing swimming out here.......*shouts*
Cooooweeeeeeee Tiddler, hang on matey , be there now mate........silly sausage as he is

Cha mean? Look at the state of me?? YOU soaked me ya git, and i fell asleep in wet clothes *Tries to smooth the creases out* Ya dnt look so good yaself yano huh

*Walks behind Stell and drapes arms over his shoulders* Lets get Tids then go ashore the find a place to stay..then...who knows

.....*Steers the boat quickly over to the splashing tiddler, and hauls the old git in*

What ya doing out here eh? you get drunk again and fall overboard, did ya eh eh? *tuts*

Whispers to his Paula.....We'll drop this soppy ol sod in a B&B somewhere, then i know a nice lil place where we can.....who knows

*Looks @ a worse for wear lookin Tids*

State of you!!! Ur 'sposed to ne the daddy of us all yano and ya get in them states..WELL NO! *Throws a towel @ him*

OH! <Shakin Yella head icon> How did ya find that lil nice place you know of eh? when did ya go there? Who with? for how long?

*Stands away from Stell and waits for feeble tale*

Eeer ummm well it was the other week, remember ?when me and tids were at that casino...eh eh? well i noticed a nice little hotel and restaurant across the way, and errrrr well i thought, that would be just the place i could take my Paula, for a nice evening meal and a ummmm yh well yanno

Moving swiftly on............So firstly we need to find you a nice little shop, where you can get a nice new dress, and girlie accesories

*Arrives outside B&B* *knocks*

G'day Bruce, do me afavour mate put this blaggard up for a few nights will ya....he'll be no trouble, just keep him away from the bar after 10pm.

*Grabs his Paula* come on bab leg it!!

(Lmaooooooooo @ that ^^ )

*Holds Stells hand tight as she gets dragged along!!*


SLOW DOWN


Where we going...Will Tids be ok? *looks back*

OK OK *Looks behind* Its ok now bab....now then there's shops up there on the right....here's some cash, go get yaself something spesh and i'll meet ya over there *points to hotel* in about an hour

*Watches his Paula walk off all starry eyed*

*Nips down to the Boomerang & Dingo for a quick schooner or two of the amber Nectar*

G'Day cobbers...how we all doin here...*tips the ol' hat with the dangly corks*

Edited at 20:03 Mon 28/07/08 (BST)

(Am lmao @ ur posts on here)

*Returns and walks into the Bar of the Hotel, looks round..OMG!*

*Marches over to a very tipsy Stell, surrounded by pretty girls and two drunken strange men*

"OI!! Cha doing? and who are these..ppl*





LOL

Oh herro barb....hic ! say hello to sheila, sheila...bruce, bruce......and sorry hun what was your name again.....oh yh Sheila

Thay dragged me in here bab....honeshtwy *sways on stool*.....*Composes himself*


Ahem *stands up* right then bab *jingles room keys* lets go and get sorted. Meal is booked...you got an hour!!......

Oh dont you herro bab me!

*Steadys Stell by putting an arm around him*

Say Bye to Sheila x 3 and Brucies!!..

*Fixs a glare @ Sheila x 1's low cut top* Pffffft huh

"Thanks for lookin ater him Ladi....girls!"

*Walks very unsteadily with Stell, who cant barly stand*

PMFSLLLLLLLLL

Gerroff me *flays arms* im ok jeees, the lifts over there *points*

*Pushes 6th floor button*

*Whispers* Behave yaself in here bab...its very posh yanno *smiles*

Ting!! Aha here we are bab......*looks at keys*...room 630......over there......*opens door*

ooooooooooooooh there's posh, have a look bab.

*spots self service bar* heh heh heh *chuckles*

get yaself sorted.....we got en suite yanno, and the squirty thing is a b'day.....not a g'day ok

*slams the door shut, plonks the bags on the huuuuuuge bed() and turns to Stell*


You ever EVER make a show of me like that again and..and... JUST AND!

ME Behave? ME? OMG im not the one meetin random drunks in the bar and flirting with floosies am i? NO! I know what the squirty thing is ya wash the sand off ur feet in it ( Pmslllllllll )

*Goes for a shower*














(im lmao here)

*Stands hands on hips* Well!! that told me didn't it!! hurrumph..stroppy mare!!

*Shuffles over to mini bar and pours himself a cheeky snifter*

*Leaps over to back of the leather sofa and lands crossed legged whilst in one swift movement expertly flicks on the wall mounted 48" plasma TV*

*Shouts* Hurry up bab.....you have to get ya slap on yet!! *Looks at watch*.....Time for another swift one heh heh







(am lmaoooooo)

OK OK! God you having got a minute you!!

*Waltzes in and does a lil twirl in front of Stell*

Ya like??

*Pours a glass of wine and sips it*

What time we going??

*Looks for her lip gloss*

You moved my lip gloss babe?













(U are? haha me too! Mad i tell ya)

Here it is bab *waves the gloss* Dinners at 8, so get a move on.......!

OMG *Jaw hits the floor as he watches the twirl coming to an end, with the famous paula pout*

WOW looking good kiddo......*stands up takes her hand, and gives another twirl*

Gimme 10 bab just the old tux on...bit of JPG splashed here and there and i'll be with ya.

*heads off to lil boys room*

Why Thankyou kind Sir..

*Looks in the mirra and applies a good coating of lip gloss.... Pouts* That'll do... Right, Smooths dress down.. ruffles hair a bit and flicks head forward then back and fix's it again..sprays a lil more D&G* SORTED!

*sits down with her wine and waits for Her Stell*













(Im pmsl @ this yano haha)

*Saunters into the room. with a Milk tray man type swagger. Gives his hair one final run through with his fingers*

Hey babe what ya think eh *winks* Oh can you adjust my dikcie bow for me please bab.

*Looks at watch*...oops come on hun our carriage awaits.

*Picks up Paula's handbag and passes it to her*

Christ!! what ya got in there bab?? A years supply of lip gloss or what!!