NO! I just got a few bits n bobs for later thats all!


Your looking rather dashing honey *Pecks his cheek*

Hmmmm smell good too

Where we going... *drapes hair over to one side*

Errr when i say carriage i mean the lift (lmao)

The restaurant is downstairs bab Specialising in Seafood, and by a little frenchman i know called Bert.

Come on then....take me arm, and lets go.

*Enters reastaurant, with the sound of a piano plinking away in the corner, and a violinist sauntering around the tables*

Jeune le bon homme du soir Bert, une table pour deux s'il vous plaît.

(lmaoooooooooooooo @ you)

*Takes a seat*

Psst bab.. what ya talking about Berts Plaits for?

*Smiles Sweetly @ Bert and takes a menu*

I dont fancy Crab babe, do you?

Want me to order for you babe.

*Clicks Fingers*

Oi Bert get ya J-Lo over 'ere.

Please could we have a bottle of your finest Chardonnay...hmmm the 95 looks a cheecky little number...yep we'll go for that.

And we'll have the Oysters to start, followed by the Chef's choice of Sea bass....skip the side order of crabs please!!

*Whispers* Oi Paula, keep ya bloody legs still will ya!! Saucy minx

Please... *Puts her menu down*

*Watches Lil Bert write the order down * Aw bless his lil muzzy


*Leans over the table a lil by the way shes scratchin her ankle.. bab its not me feet.. must be a Crab*


*Sits straight and sips wine*
















(I CANT stop laffing)

Since when has your ankle been just above my knee eh ??

Oh dear.....Bert c'mere mate give her a hand with those oysters mate will ya, she's making a right pigs ear of them!!

*Expertly opens one of his own, tilts his head back and slips one down his throat*

*Sips wine* Ooooh Bert compliments to the chef mate... that does hit the spot .

*Awaits main course*

Paula...another glass my love?

I must say you are looking very radiant tonight *winks*

ooer must be the oysters kicking in....*composes himself*









(pmslllllllll )

*Blushes cos Stells giving the footsy game away in a packed restaurant*

*Kicks him under the table*


Im looking radiant.. aw thanks babe, was just SOMETHING i threw on ((

Oytsers? I thought it was a Mussel!!

*Holds glass out for Stell to top her up(STS)*


Honey, what did you order for our main course??

Here it comes now bab....Sea Bass...oooh looks divine yum yum. Tuck in bab.

*pours wine*

*Tucks in* Hmmmmmmm stunning, what ya think bab.

*Passes Bert a lil piece of paper*
Pssst tell the piano player to play that,i'm sure he knows it And tell that violin player to have a rest will ya, he's killing me!!

After this bab, fancy a lil stroll along the beach, in the moonlight, barefeet..... eh eh?

*Winks and goes to pour another glass*

OI Bert *clicks fingers* another bottle of that french stuff over ere pal....err i mean please could one sample another bottle of your finest Chardonnay......an urry up my bird is parched ere!!












(lmao here

*Tastes the Sea Bass* Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *smiles then grabs a napkin when Stells not looking at spits it out*

Phew bab im full! *slides plate away and grabs her wine and takes a huge gulp* Ooops.. *Sips like a lady*

Walkin barefoot on the beach sounds good to me honey

OH! Awwww Listen to the Piana Man (LMAO) One of Our songs.. how sweet

Hello again Berty * gives a cheeky wink* Have you come to fill me up again have ya?

*leans over to her Stell and clasps his hands (im pmslllllllllll here am really getting into this)..Hun ive had a lovely time*

*Puts his hand over Paula's glass*

Whoa there Bert that's enough mate....can you get the cheque please.

Paula....get yaself off to the lil girls room bab , ya lip gloss is smudged a lil.

*Wait till she's gone*

Psst Bert....pass me one of those roses mate, and freshly opened bottle to take out.

*Files his nails and waits for his Paula to get back*

*Sips more wine, and dabs his lips with the napkin, all posh like*

(The Cheque? Ya mean the bill?? lol)


*Returns from the ladies..trying to walk steady*

*Kisses her Stell on his cheek*

Im ready to go honey..*Sits side ways on the chair as she waits for her Stell to sort the bill*

















(WOOOO! )

*Wakes up after 4 days holed up John Lennon style, with his Paula in the salubrious () penthouse suite*

*Nudges Paula.....pssst come on bab*

Oi! behave ya minx!! Havent got time for that! We gotta get Tids, they must be fed up of him by now.

*Grabs a Towel and heads to on-suite for a shower*

*Stretches*

*grabs a towel and creeps to the en-suite*



OH! Didnt know u were in here

OH!! Hides the S & S Shampoo Hello bab..........room for a small one in here!

*Wipes the soap out of his eyes*

LMAOOOO i didnt know you had a *coughs* mole there as well!!?

(LMAO! The S and S?? S and C Ya mean??)

*Nudges Stell...move over..and leave me mole outta this!!*

*Finds the shampoo, washes hair, washes all over*

OI..*Hands Stell the Loofah* Do my back please..

*Rinses herself, gets out of shower, goes and dresses in Cabin and goes on deck to make her Stell some food*

PMFSLLLLLLLL Cabin!!! what cabin!!??? Were still in the hotel.....OH LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

*Gets out of shower, and puts on flip flops and shorts*

Come on ya nutter, lets go and get Tids!!

(OH YEAH! LMAO Shurrup!)

NO! I need food, lets go and find a lil local cafe first please..

*Sticks her shades on and gets hold of Stells hand*

(Eep! all the way on page 4 , tisk tisk )

*Strolls onto the deck, in her regular chipper mood and shouts*

HELLOOOO OUTTT THEEERRREEE!!! *waits for a reply, but only gets seagull noises & her echo which fades quickly* Hmm..

*Clambers aboard with His Paula & a drunken shoddy looking Tids, after their excursion to land.

OH! Hello Mel....hows life been aboard the ol ship then eh? Where's dimples?

Paula, dump the stuff in the cabin bab. Put the tiddler in a corner somewhere, im off to see BB.....to give him his ...err ummm, something he asked me to get whem we were ashore ok.

*Heads off below deck whistling nonchalantly*

It's been quiet Stell, too quiet!.. i was about to send a search party for the three of you, but realised i would be the search party, considering Dimples has dissapeared! :O. I haven't seen him aboard the BC for ages.. i'm a little worried, if he doesn't get food every hour horrible, horrible things happen!. And the kitchen appears untouched. Although, if you go into your cabin, and it appears objects have been moved, or taken, it was all the Hothead!. so, how was land? bring us back anything? *she begins to jum excitedly on the spot*.
Ooh, what are you giving BB?.. ey?.. *Grins and the grimaces quickly as her imagination begins to race*.