*Emerges from the deepest darkest depths of the engine room*

OH!! Hello again mel *smiles innocently*

Still there eh? Where is madam? Not still sleeping is she? Ah well she had a tiring time on land!

Soooooo Where is Dimples, ya still haven't said? He was rescued after his last infamous leap overboard wasn't he?? Right then come on Mel, lets go clean up the kitchen (Oh pssst its called a galley btw on a ship)and get some food.

*Jingles profits from BB's purchase in his pocket, and wanders off whistling*

OMG *Sounds Fog Horn*!!!

BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Wakey Wakey Cruisers !!

We are about to haul anchor and leave OZ !!
Destination unknown as of yet.......(ideas please)

*Heads off to cabin to wake the scouse git*



BUMP!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAT THE???

*Jumps in alarm at the sound of the For horn*

STUPID GIT WHOEVER THAT WAS

*Lays back down and covers her head with the quilt*




WOOOOOOOO SI

*spots BC and fires around of pigeon peas from his 12" pea-shooter*

take that ya sea faring varmints

*jumps up and down like a man possessed*

*Jumps aboard ship in my pirates outfit complete wiv Parrot and bottle of JD in hand*
arrrrrrrrrr me mateys

*wakes with her Stell next to her*

*Nudges him*.."Bab....Bab?....OI! did you hear that? am sure someones throwin lil stones @ our door yano....and..i heard a girl shoutin arrrrrrrr me mateys!!!..Go an have a look bab am scared"....GO ON!...

*Sits up in the bed nibblin her thumb nail and waits for Stell to go and have a look*


WAIT! Jeeeeeeez put some shorts on will ya!!

*Finally manages to get some shorts on after being held captive in his cabin for 10 days by his man hungry Paula*

Phew.....out at last Now lets see whos about here.......*looks around* Hmmm no one!!

Lets see if the smell of Bacon and Eggs can get things stirred up around this ghost ship!

*Toddles off to the galley, whistling away*

{Oi you! that makes me look bab! Tart! LOL}

*Strolls on deck into the glorious sunshine and pours an OJ*

Oh ive missed this.....

*Smiles and sits reading a mag while awaiting......anyone :S *

Oh hello there bab......you seen anyone here? Ive had a good look round, and its deserted, well BB is still down below...asked when we are going.....poor bugga is homesick!

*Grabs a cold one and plonks himself down next to Paula*

Whatcha reading bab, gissa look, go on....lemme see

Hiya *Leans over and kisses her Stell*

Ive seen no one bab, not a measley soul! Where they have all got to i'll never know! We shud stick some notes under cabin doors tellin them theres a huuuuuuuuuuuuge party..in fact we cud have a huge party, havent had one in a while have we?

Oh here ya go...*Leans over with her copy of OK so her Stell can see*

Doesnt she look fab as per..*Points to Posh(LOL*)

Here...*gives him the mag* You read that i'll make us a butty...Ham salad ok?

Ewwwwwww No bab, bit skinny, like a bit of meat on my women *Slaps Paula's ample J-Lo as she walks past*.....

Yep Ham Salad sounds just the thing bab.....Pickles are in the top left hand cupboard bab.

*Carries on reading mag and mutters...bloody crap)*

*Takes a big slurp* Ahhhhhhhhhhh

(Bab am pmsl @ this...theres only us here!!! HAHA)


OI!

*Makes buttys*

*Eats buttys*

*Drinks drink*

*Sits with her Stell*

*Sighs a peaceful sigh*

*Looks out to sea*

*Turns to her Stell*

"Bab, Cha wanna do now?"











(Ive pmsl typin that!)

*flies by in stealth mode in microlight, drops a dozen quail eggs, as tids is very wealthy, over an unsuspecting paula and stella, then flies stealthily away*

*Spots eggs approaching and runs to get get appropriate soft cushioning material to save them*

*Shouts* Oi Paula....see that nutta tids then? where did he get that micro duberry wotsit thingy from? eh ? Crazy Hippy!!

Right then seeing as its thee and moi........i reckon we should open this bottle of Chateau Lafitte 1968 and watch the sun go down over the horizon and maybe .....*Leans over* pspspspspsps

*flies back on microlight, thrwos grappling hook along top of main mastpole and circles around and at the exact moment just before the microlight gets tangled, tids jumps onto the rigging, cutlass in mouth.
sporting a long blackbeard, eyepatch, striped top, large silver earing and black bandana and a parrot stickytaped to his shoulder, tids wraps his belt over the mainbrace and slides down to deck and shouts*

HAHAAAAAAAAAAR ME 'EARTIES...WHERES THEM PIECES OF EIGHT I 'EARD ABOUT


*the deck is quiet so the old sea dog summons his pirate buddies over the elusive Master Bates and Seaman Stanes*

OK LETS RAVAGE THIS ERE OL' VESSEL AND CLAIM IT AS OUR OWN

HA HAAAAAARRRRR

Edited at 09:46 Fri 19/09/08 (BST)