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It's not that I'm a wuss, I just know how bad it is in there, and I believe you have a better chance of survival

What do you expect, when they're that old Fun-spoiling is all thay have left

*lifts up eye patch*

ive got my eye on you two....now behave yerselves or ill drop you off at Australia...and yer dont wanna live there....full of bloody convicts and spiders i tells ya

*hears Tids tease the wonderful land of Aus*

*looks at Bob* That's it Bobby Boy! okay tomorrow we're going in! We'll show him convict! Mwuhahah!

Tomorrow sounds even better than today! Now, what do we do with the rest of our time?

*confused look*....your not from the shores of blighty are you???? you got a weird accent so you be...wheres ya's from then me 'earties

(suddenly goes into pirate mode)

He from London Tids....he's only a newbie Aussie!

*wanders off in search of her Stell*


Oh..tell him am looking for him shud he return..

*waves*

*swaps cabins while melz and bob aint looking and sets up a trap in the one they think im staying in*

*Shouts from Bridge*

Oii paula ya soft sal, im up here you crazy minx!!

Tidsyyyyy ETA to Ozzie 3 days mate!!

*Sets ship to auto and clambers down steps*

Hey Bobby boy, how about rustling up some of those bacon sarnies your famous for eh? I am Hank Marvin!! 2 Rashers in each please mate.

Bacon Butties, coming right up Stell

*wanders to kitchen and fires up the grill*

*Grabs a plate and sits by the table*

Smells good Bob....OH hang on......!

*Strolls into Kitchen*

Fancy a cuppa mate, im just putting the kettle on.

*Puts Kettle on*

No thanks, I'll just have an orange juice - got to watch my health now

*Serves Stell's butties* Here you go, can I get you anything else sir?

(the bridge...thats what its called lol)

*trips over a discarded beer can*

Oh...i see *taps good foot*...your back then eh stella? where was yer hiding out too then? i nearly....*shivers* nearly gave bob your job...luckily for you he was totally crap at it......



ill have one too bob while you making them

Edited at 10:14 Thu 8/05/08 (BST)

LMAOOOOOOO Bob can have it if he likes (sts)...your too much of a bully as a skipper!
I wasn't hiding Cap'n honestly...the co-ordinates went awol, on the autopilot, so it was back to manual steering!! Alls well now tho.

*Passes Bob his OJ* There ya go, enjoy!

Loving these Rashers Bob mate.....yummyyyyyy
*lifts bread up and lashes Brown Sauce all over*

Sorry Tids, none left for you I'm afraid

*casually steps in front of remaining food*

You'll just have to do your own

*uses mini fishing rod to cast over bob and catches 3 rashers and a barm cake*

Yummy ....just the ticket

Well alls well that ends well your forgiven mate, dont wanna replace you though, firstly paula will have my castanettes and your a damn good gambler to boot.....pass us a cigar mate

*Passes Tids a cuban* There ya go pal, chew the end off that baby!!

Lights one up and blows the customary smoke ring into the bright blue yonder!!

Fancy a cold frosty one mate ??

*Walks into the kitchen and looks around* Oh Dear.. Testosterone and cigar smoke..great

*Cough*

So, what are you gents up to this.. morning?..

Hiya Mel.......fancy a cigar !! Finest quality Cubans these, easy on the throat

No thanks, might be easy on the throat, doubt it's so nice to the rest of the body.. You guys enjoy your Cubans!

I'm just going to make myself some breaky and then head off to do something.. fun!

Right then Tidsy mate, fancy grabbing your old rod, for a spot of fishing, got the grog here all ready