*watches secret camera at the shinnanigans that melz and bob seem to be plotting, nudges stella and whispers*

I wonder if they will fall for the trap

Yes Bob.. well most people dont eat every 20 minutes.. , so therefore, you get a 10 minute lunch.

*whips up two quick sandwiches and finds a couple of chocolates for dessert* Mmm! lunch! now straight after this we go back to tormenting Tids and Stell, yes?

(Psst!, secret camera =O how creepy is that!?)

Edited at 14:04 Thu 8/05/08 (BST)

Anything you say, ma'am *Snaps off smart salute whilst eyeing both chocolates*

heh heh nice one tids....

*wipes lager from his face* Tids ya git i will get revenge for that you know!!

*Leans over and grabs a handfull of maggots....creeps up behind Tids, grabs the waistband of his grey y-fronts, and lets the maggots go*



*Runs off PHSL at tids doing a Morris Dance*

Edited at 14:10 Thu 8/05/08 (BST)

*Sees Bob eyeing chocolate* Oi, watch it you! *eats own chocolate and hands over other*.

Alright, you finished lunch yet?

*gets excited at the idea of trouble*

*Slowly nibbles chocolate* Just give me a minute *Draws out lunch as long as possible, but finally finishes* So where are we off to now?

Edited at 14:13 Thu 8/05/08 (BST)

Now we're back to the.. umm.. oh yes the storage room to get some diving gear, and some general junk then we'll dive ihnto the ocean from the opposite side of the ship that Tids and Stell are on.

and, then we see just how much they'll continue enjoying fishing, when all they catch is a few boots, shirts and... *rummages through storage*.. and *lifts up a few empty glasses and dirty socks using another object*

Eww! Eww! Eww! dirty lot!

hehehehehe hoohoohoohoohoohoo hahahahahahahaha these tickle
*rolls around in stitches, takes off clothing to stop tickling*

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH stop looking you two

*hides his modesty from melz and bob and puts on a pair of hawaian shorts and curses stella , decides not too put a maggot in his beer, so will think of something else*

*Holds nose* they look like they'd make good catches. Do you want to hold on to them till we're in place?

Quick Tids...stop farting about!! The Aussie gits are making a move!! Where is that bucket of jellyfish??

*Turns at the sound of Tids heehhehoohaaing* What on earth is that??

*Sees Tids* hahahaha!! *rolls on floor in laughter* haha! *wipes tear from eye and composes self*

erm what was that Bob? Oh yeah the socks *just realises she's still holding the socks* eww! *throws them at Bob hastily!* here Bob, all yours! Now lets go!*gathers up the rest of the objects* Come on smelly socks lets go!

What do you mean "smelly socks" - they're not mine! *returns socks to sender, gets Mel on the back of the head*

Argh!! *drops socks to the ground* Uncool Bob! Very uncool!

*sees Stell walking this way with a bucket* uh - oh! fine leave the socks Bob! come on! *starts running to the other side of the ship*

Wait for me! *Hurries after Mel, catches up as she reaches the edge*

*composes himself*

here ya go stella *paaaaaaaarp* heres the jelly fish

*slides bucket across the deck*

*Jumps overboard* Weeee!! Oh! it's cold!! *waves over to Bob!* Jump you wuss!

*begins swimming around the ship*

I am not a wuss! *follows Mel with a graceful swan dive, then surfaces* cold? This is freezing! we'd better get this over and done with *shivers*

*Tips Jellyfish over the side of the ship and chuckles*

That'll have them leaping out of the sea a bit lively hahahaha

*chortles with hand cupped over mouth and unfortunately blows a load of flem out of his nose, flicks it off his hand into the sea*

hehehe lets see 'em dance

*spots jellyfish, taps Mel on the shoulder* Erm, Mel... what are those things drifting towards us? Mel?