(Ive pmsl! Didnt see Stells post!)


*Looks @ Mel and bats her lashes*

Thats NOT Shifty! You pair are the shifty ones her mrs! (pmsl)

and as for you hothead dont be greedy! Mel will have ur ice cream!

*Walks over to help Stell with the dishes*

*Rolls her eyes* The ice cream is cold?.. really(!).. i'll go get you come more real harty breaky if you give me the rest of your ice cream

Do we have a deal?

Sounds good to me Mel, I'll just wait here at the table...

*Comes back with food for Bob* Here you go!

*Eyes his ice cream and smiles at him, then looks back at the ice cream*

*WASHES DISHES*

*notices Mel's roving eyes* Oh, right - here you go *hands over the ice cream*

Hey Paula, those dishes look clean to me!

*Spins round*

OOER! Thought u had run off with Mel!

Well he..*Nods towards Stell* Likes them shiny!!

Have u even been in our cabin Hothead?? Spotless it is cos of him! isnt it bab *Nudges Him*

I was going to finish my breakfast first, if you don't mind THEN we were going to run off

Funnily enough, I haven't been in your cabin - well, except to steal Stell's beer *Shifty eyes*

OH Ok ! *Nudges Stell* Have ya heard him eh..moody git!


*Lashes the wet tea towel @ Hothead*

WHO'YA TALKIN TO EH?





(LMAO)

*Rubs his ribs cos of the constant nudging off the scouse one*

Oiiiiiiii Will ya stop doing that for christs sake woman.....bloody hurts yanno!!

Bob.....you don't have to attempt to steal my beer........just ask me nicely and i will politely tell ya to jump overboard

OH...and get back here...you dropped a blob of cream on the floor here!!....Now clean it up!! Or there will be no Vegimite at bedtime for you!

Right.....*In a bit of a tizz here* damn where was i ??........OH yes...BEER

*Delves in cooler box for a frosty one, collapses in chair, and take a relaxing sip* Ahhhhhhhh

*Looks at his Paula* Enjoying that sausage bab?

NO! *Spits it out!* Its got Apple bits in (Lmaoooooooo Hothead!)

*Clears apply sausage bits off her hands, washes them and goes and sits down*

Bab, *shades sun from eyes as she looks @ Stell* Whens Tids coming back? I miss him yano..and Jills been in her cabin for days cos he's not here either

*Wipes spat out appely bits from his face*

Cheers bab!! Dirrrrrrrry pig!! Where's ya manners !! eh EH?

Dunno where the Tiddler is bab tbh.....i'll pop down and ask BB now........

*Pops down to see BB*

Hey BB have ya seen the Tiddler?

*Pops back up*(sts)

He said he hasn't seen him bab....is he still on the mainland??

(I would trace back through the posts but cba tbh)

*Wipes Stells Face again* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW am sorry (pmsl)

*Sighs* I dunno where he is bab, all i know is i miss him

*Lays on a sunlounger*

*Paces up and down the deck, scratching his chin thinking........now then what would i be be doin or where would i be if i were 40 year old acting grey y-front wearing skipper of a clapped out sea vessel*

AHAAAAAAAAAAA *light bulb appears above Stells head*........I know whwere the git is!!!

*chuckles*

Back soon seafarers

*Sits up sharpish*


WHERE YA GOIN


*Lays back down and sighs*

Its not half getting lonely here..need a good party we do!

*Thinks of Partys on the beach and fun games!!!*

Oh come on then Cariad.......get ya glad rags on...were going ashore.....

Think Tiddlers in a local casino....we passed a few months ago, where a particular YKW caught his beedy lil eye

Come on chop chop....hurry up, i'll get the motor running.........

Edited at 19:04 Sat 26/07/08 (BST)

*Jumps off sunlounger so fast i fall!* LMAOOOO *Gets up and stares @ Stell* Thats YOUR FAULT THAT!..

Gimme an hour!

{One hour later..ha!}

TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Twirls* Do i look ok bab?

Look ok.......LOOK OK OMG (not bad for an hour i s'pose)........*Runs over and whisks her up in his arms, and lowers her gently into the speedboat*

Hold onto your hat bab.....*Revs engine*

Brrrrrrrrr.......Brrr putputputput brrrrrrummmmmmmmmmmmmmm were away baby.

*Speeds across harbour causing the now infamous Stella tidal wave*

*Shouts* SORRYYYYYYY windsurfers......yh and up yours to buddy

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*Stands up soaked right thru*

"Now look what ya done..trying to make ya self look good in front of the surfers and their girls..its splashed all over me!!! My make ups ruined,,i cant get off this boat looking like this now"

*Sits down and sobs into her hands*

*Aussie accent* Cor bloimey sheila, you don arf look a pitcher!! PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL

Here ya go cobber *throws an oily rag*

Get yaself cleaned up with that, we'll be ashore in a bit, ya can get yaself sorted then!!












(am PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL )