Leave her Mel....she loves her sun, its ok she is plastered in factor god knows what!!

I fancy a nice cold beer meself !!

*Strolls off to the galley to indulge himself*

*Shouts* MELLLLL you want anything while im in here??

*Rummages around in fridge*
Hmmm ! Whats this...beans, beans...more beans!!

AHAAAAAAA!!! Sausages

*Gets out frying pan and starts to prepare a hearty meal*

*Smells some sausages frying* Mmm Food!

*Follows the scent of food in a trance like state* I'll take whatever it is you're making!.. but no beans! Horrible little things!

*Takes a seat in the kitchen and waits for food to be delivered*

PMSLLLLL.....ok ok NO beans

I think there are all Paula's anyway!!

*Shuffles frying pan and pokes the sausages with a fork as they spit cooking oil everywhere*
Glad i've got me pinny on!

Butter some bread there will ya Mel, and get the condiments ready.....these will be done in few mins.

*Throws a couple of rashers of bacon in...and cracks a few eggs*

Edited at 13:10 Sat 26/07/08 (BST)

*staggers in to the kitchen, gasping for breath*

That... is one.. deep pool!

Ooh, breakfast!

*Butters the bread after being ordered by Stell*

*Trips Bob as he enters into the kitchen* Good Morning Eye Roller!

Look breakfast!.. and not made by you, so we can all enjoy *she says mockingly*

*slides across the floor into the table, cutlery falls on top of him*

Ow! wasn't pushing me into the pool enough? It's taken me 2 days to get out!

Any food for me Stell, old buddy old pal?

*Covers her ears at the cuttlery hitting the floor* *Grimaces as a knife barely misses Bob's ear* Oooh.. that was close!.. maybe tripping you in the kitchen wasn't the best idea i've ever had..

Obviously not!.. you shouldn't have taken so long to get out of the pool!.. next time don't be so long and i won't be tempted to trip you will i?

Haha.. funny how people get all friendly to those with sustinence

No, you think?(!) Someone could have got hurt - me!

You would have tripped me anyway, you're becoming predictable Atleast taking this long kept me safe for a while

I know, it's an amazing coincidence. Oh lovely Mel, could I have some of your delightfully buttered bread?

Ohh yeah yeah.. Bob's going to get hurt!.. haha you should just expect that now when you're around me, it happens so often .

:O I am not.. actually i don't care if i am.. unlike you, i don't find that an insult *grins*, and i don't think i would have.. maybe i would have.. would i?.. see i'm not even sure Haha, you probably would have been safe if you took a shorter amount of time actually

*Rolls her eyes* Haha, no need for the fake flattery, of course you can have some buttered bread.

I know I should, but you've got me stuck with optimism now!

Sure you're not... You're just pretending, you've been keeping that trip just for me! ...In that case, don't push me in such a deep pool next time!

but without the flattery - which wasn't fake! - it might have had vegemite on it as well *shivers*

Aww.. i kind of feel guilty for the harm now that you don't expect it because of optimism.. not that it'll stop me.. but there is guilt honest.

Keeping it?.. yeah.. i've been planning it for months(!).. looking for the right time to do it(!) and who else would i trip?.. you're the only person i would enjoy tripping. Yuo're kididng right? haha it's a pool.. how deep could it possibly have been?

You're a vegemite lover! you really do have to quit denying it Bobbzila..it's okay to like vegemite... i won't tell anyone.. honest..

Right then you pair of gannets!! Enough of these shananigans!!......sit properly at the table, or you will get sweet.....errr nothing!!

Now then....are ya sitting properly? legs crossed? Fingers on lips (sts)????

*Serves up food*....now behave and eat it properly, or there will be no ice cream later!!!







LMAOOOOO @ me

Isn't guilt supposed to stop the harm? *rubs the lump forming on his head where he hit the table*

Your sarcasm hides the fatc you really have! Well that makes me feel special(!) erm... really deep?

Yes, I love vegemite(!) my family disowned me just for buying it!

(LMAO @ STELL! I was about to say, do you pair just have banter on here!!)


*Smells the sausage* HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

*Gets up from sunbathing, wraps a sarong round herself and sticks flip flops on..walks over to table sits and expects her food to be put down in front of her*

((

(I think Banter is wonderful!)

*Sits at the table meekly as if being scolded by a parent for making trouble, and eats the breaky*

It's supposed to.. but for some reason.. it doesn't.. i don't know why.. maybe there's somehting about you that doesn't allow it to stop..

No it doesn't! it tells you that i really haven't been planning a thing! that it's so silly of you to suggest such a thing i make fun of it

Haha, well they're hiding the fact they love it to then! *pokes her tounge out at you*

(what's wrong with banter? BC needed livening up! )

aww, I'm sowwie Stell. ...no Ice cream later if I don't behave? I can live with that

Right then you lot!! All finished!! eh? eh?

Don't worry Paula, iv'e saved ya a sausage

Now Bobby And Melly......give me your plates please....and run along, and play nicely.

*Hands both an Ice Cream....cos they behaved at the table*

Now then Paula *He says washing the dishes, and flips up the back of his pinny and gives a quick flash*......want ya sausage now or later?

Looking good in the sarong btw

(Banter is FAB! I Luv Banter also!)


*Shouts* "Oi 'Ol Mouldy Saus! Wheres me food??"

*Looks @ Mel then Hotheead and smiles Angelic like*

Whats are you smiling at Paula? all shifty like

*Takes her ice cream and runs after hearing some of Stells comments to Paula*

*Shouts* just remember! people eat in that kitchen!

*Stands around scratching his head* Can't I have some more? I haven't eaten in 2 days

...I don't like ice cream, it's cold