You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But so what player, get on your knees
A girl like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Girls hatin' fellas watchin' me
Standin' out in the line, so clean
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which fella I need
To take me out, spend his money on me
Try me I'll make you see
No other girl got nothin' me

*takes that as a yeah*

creeps onboard and ties up all occupants at gunpoint.

Shouts to niall- *guard these*

*runs to kitchen and cellar* *takes all the booze*

Gives it to the pirate ship dogs who fly it over to the pirate ship with their magical wings.

*turns to niall* What shall we do with these hostages then????

i reckon we throw them overboard and set up a concentration camp

na lets go man-


*leaves the magic unicorn guarding the prisoners*

*jumps back to pirate ship and sails into the distance laughing*

*thinks* the unicorn will keep them there an hour and then teleport back to the pirate ship when we are gone away! muahuahuahua

Your all free now by the way the time it took youse to escape we got to the caribbean!

*Laughs as she knows that when niallo and mike were here they were so distracted pinching our booze, she pinched their wallets*

*Thinks to self* That should be enough to replace the booze!..

*shakes her head* Amateurs

*Goes off to make some breakfast, and hope to see some signs of life on the BC*

WATCH OUT BELOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
*Comes hurtling in to the deck trailing a parachute*

Oww! The deck wasn't that hard when I left!
*Disentangles himself from his parachute*

Just in time for breakfast I believe

*Dives out of the way after seeing Bob dropping out of the sky* Ahh!! You almost smooshed me!! Where have you been?.. and umm *Chuckles* I only give you 2.34 for the landing, and the 2.34 is purely because you managed not to land in the ocean

*Helps Bob with the parachute* That looked like a bit of a rough landing.. next time you probably should land in the water, soften your fall

ooh hey, i made some breaky about an hour ago.. there's still some left.. but it's probably cold.
Think you'll have to make yourself some

2.34? I think that's the highest score I've ever been given

I was in complete control, the whole time! It looked worse than it was

You may have to supervise, I think my cooking skills have deteriorated since last I was here... if that's possible
*Hobbles to kitchen, trying to make it look like he didn't get hurt*

Well i wouldn't be surprised.. i was being awefully generous giving you that much

Sure you were(!).. the look of unmitigated terror on your face was what?.. your landing face? a face because the parachute was giving you a wedgie? or.. you really were out of control?

=O I don't think that's possible!

*Walks behind the hobbling Bob to the kitchen as she giggles*

You were? :O you're not supposed to tell me you know!

Shh! Only you saw the face, everyone else thinks I knew what I was doing

You'd be surprised, I'm now so bad I burn salad

What are you giggling about?

I'm not?.. i'm sorry.. would you rather i lied and said that i was being really tough on you with that score? it won't be true.. but i can say it if you like.

Haha, ohh right.. *Shh's* i won't tell anyone.. hey! so you really were out of control?...

=O.. Burn salad! no way!.. now this i have to see!.. go on.. show me how you manage to burn salad *Takes a seat and watches in awe of Bob's atrocious cooking "skills"*

Giggling? me? i'm not giggling?.. but.. umm you do have a lovely hobbling technique *Giggles*

Yes! It would have made me feel better about it

...yes, of course I was! But you had better not tell anyone

The secret is to just do everything wrong... *proceeds to burn salad* Voila! Want to have a go?


You think so? I've been working on it while I was away *hobbles around the kitchen*

Aww, i'm sorry!.. i was marking your very tough.. anyone else deffinately would have at least given you a 5! honest! *shifties*

I won't!.. really.. *Yet more shifties*

Wow! *Hear jaw drops as she sees Bob burn salad with ease*.. you know.. that's better than a magic trick!.. *Tries to burn the salad the camse way, but her's ends up in a bowl and edible*.. aww i can't burn the salad!..

*Falls on the floor in a fit of laughter* Ahh! haha! stop, please stop! my ribs can't take it! ahahah please stop hobbling! ooh if only i had a camera.. this would deffinately be somehting the other Booze Cruisers should see!

huh! It's too late now, you've already said you marked me softly!

Aren't your eyes getting sore from all the shifting?

Woo, thanks for breakfast!

What? You said I had a lovely technique! *hobbles off to his cabin before Mel recovers and finds a camera*

Haha, i'm going to have to apologise again aren't i? I'm sorry!.. i just.. *Rollies* nope, you're landing wasn't good, there i said it!

Haha, nope.. i'm enjoying shiftying them.. i can see why you always do it.. i wonder if you can get dizzy from shiftying too much!

Breakfast?.. it's a bowl of salad!.. not really a gourmet meal is it?.. but you're welcome!

Haha, sarcasm Bobboh, all sarcasm! *Recovers, and dusts herself off* So, What are you going to do today?.. more hobbling?

Well at least now I know what you really think! *sniffs*

Well I haven't so far, but I don't think you should risk it - I might not help if you fell overboard

You're talking to the guy who burns salad - compared to my it deserves an award

:O So you really don't like my hobbling? I might take it easy after my amazingly controlled entrance, what about you?

Aww.. haha i'm sorry

Haha, i wasn't planning to fall overboard, unless you pushed me.. i'm pretty sure i can test it out *Shifties until her eyes hurt*

Haha, good point!.. *mutters* manages to burn salad.. unbelievable..

Oh of course i loved your hobbling!.. i haven't laughed so much in ages

Well.. i was just hoping to find life on the BC today, so thanks to you, my mission is complete for the day, so anything that follows now is a bonus

Sure you are...

oh, I would never do something like that(!) *looks all innocent*

Well I'm glad you find me entertaining(!)

Nice to know I helped you then

*Gives Bobby a suspicious look* I'm sure you wouldn't.. you're probably contemplating it right now!

Haha, i do, i really do!.. and it's funny how people are funnier when they aren't laughing with you

You did, and i appreciate it!.. now.. *goes to the BC library to find a novel to read for a while in the sun*