(WB Smurf!!!)


*Waltzs on deck singing*...

Oi Tids..im the best scrubber on deck, have you seen mine and Stells cabin eh? Gleaming it is..

oohhhh ello Smurfy wurfy *Waves*

When did you get back?

Did i hear ya say you got me *Points to self* To clean ya cabin?? Well yano what, i never heard you ask so ya better don ya rubber gloves matey!!

*MAKES TEA*

*folds arms and taps foot*

you can't fool me...i have all the evidence. I DID ask you (and also Stella) to clean my cabin. Here is the proof:

(LMAO @ THAT)


Smurf!! Silly thats Bob and Melz!







Thats me and Stell ^^^^ !!


Soooooooooo wheres everyone else? I reckon ya go and find everyone smurf..sort a huge welcome back party for ya

Don't know, Was looking for Bob, you seen him? was gonna ask him to tidy Stella's cabin

Smurf! Have u forgotton everything since u were here last??


Stells cabin..well OUR Cabin is the cleanest cabin on this ship!

That cabin belongs to..Tids..ot Ste!

*Heads off to sunbathe*

Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii who put that pic of stes cabin there? (i moved it all out of mine t'other day)
Paula......you seen cheeky recently?

*Sits up, shades sun from eyes and looks over in Tids direction*

*Shouts* "Left her with that dishy barman in Aus remember???" Am sure he will bring her back to us soon..


*Lays back down*

Oiiiiiiiiii it wasnt a dishy Aus,it was a Dishy doctorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,but now he sent me home,so wayyyyyyyyyyyyheyyyyyyyyy there you lot,right anychance of a drink here or what,Looks round, nope cant see anyone,oh well lays back on lounger puts feet up and waits to see if anyone comes

OOER mrs.....

*Stumbles out of Cabin, scratching his head and yawning*

OH hello Flappsy, where did you spring from eh?
Wanna drink do ya eh?
Tea? Coffee?

*Heads off to Galley, still yawning his head off*
*YAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNS*

*wakes up on raft in the middle of the sea*

what the? oh balls!

*notices the ship is nowhere in sight and after scratching his head puts his hands to his mouth, and blows to make a mystical noise*

*Suddenly, after a ripple and a few bubbles in the water ariel appears, swishing her hair free of the drench*

Well hello there....

*wanders on deck..spots stella,cheeky and paula, has a quick 'man scratch' and says*
Moooorning....*yawns* alllll

*looks out too sea and spots ste in his life raft chewing the fat with Ariel and shouts*

OIIIII STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........TRY AND PADDLE YER WAY BACK FROM ALL THAT GREEN GOOH THAT CAME FROM CHINA

*throws a set of oars skilfully like steve backley*

LOw Tids *HUGS* Awww is poor Ste still on the raft??

*Walks to edge of ship and looks over at Ste trying to row like mad and gettin nowhere fast*

*Shouts* "C'MON GUEVARA YA TART, PUT SUM EFFORT IN* Lmaoo

*Goes back over to Jill and Stell and sits down*..Ste's still on that raft..

Oi Tids.. Where we off next??

dont ask me.....you wanted to be co captain, your responsible for navigation and destination

*puts grill on and kettle*

*Laffs @ Tids trying to fit into kettle N Grill* ()


OH! *Scratches head, looks left, then right, then @ Tids*..erm.. well *Coffs* I was only messin,,ya silly billy, i didnt weally wanna be a co cap'n!

*Nervously nibbles thumb nail*

wellllllllllllllll when stella shows his ugly mug and starts pulling his weight around then he can 'ave the co captains arm band back.....is he still PHSL like a big wobbly jellyfish in a corner somewhere?

*Stops nibblin nail and skips over happily to Tids*
Phewwwwwww *hugs* Thought ya was gunna make me stay co capn for a min there!


Oh Ill bet hes with BB Somewhere again...u watch! He'll stroll back, jingling his winnings, tellin me he's gunna spoil me...just so i dont moan!!

you dont moan? them walls never lie, especially in the still of the night

well he better get the beers in, the lazy goodfornothing..........

*makes bacon butties and pot of tea*

want a nibble? so to speak

Edited at 10:47 Fri 4/07/08 (BST)

(Lmao @ U!)


Im sure he'll bring Beer back with him..

I'll have a nibble of the toast not the bacon, spesh if its crispy!


*Sips Tea*

Sooooo
*looks around*

wheres ste jill bob melz and smurf?

anyone would think they were all asleep, surely not on this fine calm day.....where a pod of dolphins are leaping majestically around us.....oh i forgot ste is still out in the green gooh *points and laughs*...the muppet!

Edited at 10:57 Fri 4/07/08 (BST)

*Looks and Laffs*

Ahhh well Tids, just me and you then.. OHH *Grins* Lets me and you get the booze out, ill make butties, u sort the cd's and we'll dress up and have a lil boogie!!!

*Claps*