*Wakes, kisses his Paula, stretches, yawns & does other customary morning things, and finds himself in the shower*

*Washes*

Edited at 10:52 Sat 5/07/08 (BST)

*dives overboard and swims too shore leaving all the keys and cards behind*..(but has his cubans and fine whisky sent to a safe box on the mainland)

(BC over for me lol)

*Heads on deck and spots cards and keys*

OMGGGGGGG <Sheer horror look>

*runs round looking for someone..anyone..*

"HELLOOOOO anyone around??"

*Runs down to BB*

"BOBBB BOBBB HELP ME" *Grabs Bob by his overalls and starts draggin him towards the stairs*

"Its Tiiiiids, he's goneeeeeeeee" *starts to cry*
"Please PLEASE use the speedboat and go get him back Bob, we need him here" *SOBS* "this BC is nothing without him, you have to get him back"

OK OK PAULA (shouts Bob) just lemme go woman!!

*Watches as Bob jumps in a speedboat and heads off to find Tiddles*

*Makes tea and sits twiddlin her thumbs waiting*

*walks into kitchen and makes cuppa*

Hey Paula how are you?

Was that bob i seen in that speedboat?

Hiya Smurf

Well...*gets tissue and wipes eyes*..I was ok, then i spotted them *Points to all Tids cards etc*

*Bursts out crying again*

What if he doesnt come back Smurf?? what will we do without him "WAHHH WAHHH"

*Composes herself*, Yeah that was Boiler Bob in the speedboat, i asked him to bring Tiddler back

Tids wont have gone far,look picks up Grey Y fronts he wont leave them, so looks like he comming back, oiiiiiiiiiiiiii tids come and get them woooooooooohoooo, Shouts Pawla wook whos here *waves* yep chopsy back, sits with feet up waiting for a drink, hides tids Y fronts lol

*Wipes her nose on Smurf and legs it over to Jill*


*HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSS* HIYA, i knew you'd come back..*pours some OJ and pulls a chair up*

So come on, tell me all about that fella we left ya with?


*Grabs someones rod whats been left stood in the corner, and uses it to pick Tids Yfronts up from behind Jill and lashes then 'cross the deck*

noooooooooo dont throw them,hes commin back to get them, well which fella we on about the one today omg paula im tellin you he was sexy as hell its my lucky day today lmao, and no im not sharing him ,,stelly tell her she got you to put up with and not to be flipping greedy, go on stelly tell her dont be scared

(LMAO @ Stelly)

OH!

*Grabs the rod again..walks over and 'fishes' Tids yfronts back up..walks over to Flaps holding the rod far away as poss and plonks the Grey rag looking things down on her lap* THERE! U hold them then..


OH! *Shocked Look* I dont want to share ur man Pfffffftttt i dont need one while ive got My Stell!

*Pours More OJ*

Holds Nose ewwwwwwwwwww your right Flange they do ponge god knows were tids as had them, the mind boggles oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii tiddly winks come on pet dont be shy, come and get them lmao

around the bollericks and down under *rolls eyes*

*keeps on swimming away from a drunken BB, now doing butterfly stroke with flipper and willy*

Edited at 13:43 Tue 8/07/08 (BST)

Lmao you got away with words tidsnever mind about swimming of get yourself back here, awwwww come on whos gonna keep me in toe if your not here eh eh

(i aint touching your toes)

*gently swims backstroke away from the BC and sees a tearful paula and cheeky in complete bits and heartbroken (not that im milking it lol)......increases kicking speed of legs*


Edited at 15:34 Tue 8/07/08 (BST)

*Looks @ Jill, who's LHAO*

OH Its not funny yano..*Stands up hands on hips*

Wat if he doesnt come back?

OHHHHHHHHHH *Lightbulb bubble thinking thingy appears*

*Wipes her tears*

Soooooooo Jill...Do you know the pin number to any of these cards..??? DO YA

*Swipes cards off paula*

OI !! Only persons of appropriate rank are allowed those!!

i.e. Me. Tids & the Cap'n......so keep ya grubby mitts off ok!!

*Pecks his Paula and sneaks off back to cabin*

Edited at 16:03 Sat 12/07/08 (BST)

*Stares open mouthed as Stell heads back off*

Oh great.. so am nothing then! Yh thought so! Pfffft!



*SUNBATHES*

*Wakes burnt from sunbathing and cries..i wanna go homeeeeeeeeeee*

*Orders a speedboat and goes to pack a few things*

*Hauls a bursting case on deck (LOL yano us girls)
waves the speedboat man over to help her..scribbles a note as he lifts her case onto speedboat...places note where everyone can see it and gets on the boat and heads off*










( have fun for now BC'ers)

*Runs over to side of ship and shouts*


NNNNOOOOO, PAULA DON'T LEAVE. PLEASE COME BACK WE NEED SOMEONE TO COOK THE MEALS

Haven't been around in ages thought I'd pop on and say hello to all the boozers who were around when I was still sailing the cruise.

*pulls alongside on HMS PIRATESHIP*


*Sees people on board and whispers to shipmates*

"lets rob this ship here and take all their booze"



*Waits for reply*