*huh's @ an open towel'd Stell and carries on making toast* (takes ages to make LMAOOOOOOOO)

*Taps nails on worktop as she waits for it to pop up* la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ahhhhhhhhhh its Popped..*butters toast*



















(Sorry, am pmsl )

*Wanders into Kitchen*

OH! Hello Cariad.....got something for ya Stell there have ya eh? eh?......*sniffs* oooh toast *pinches a slice*

*Opens fridge and gets out Marmite*

Want some bab??

*Spreads Marmite on his toast*

Hmmmmmmmmmm Yum Yum *Munches*

*Finishes grub, and heads off on a wickle wun*

*Wuns awound ship*

*watches Stewwa wun off wound the ship*(LMAO!!!)

Oh well.. *takes her plate of toast and cuppa over to the table and munches and sips away while happily ready Heat Mag*

*Comes back fwom wun puffing and panting*

Hewwo baby What ya Weading there?

*Weans on tabwe* (Am pmsl here)

Oh i see more cewebwity cwap (I am, im cwying)

I cant type anymore......heads off to a corner somewhere on the ship L H A O

(Lmao)


*Watches Stewwa (again) walk away waffing and cawwies on weading Heat Mag*


(after 5 mins)

*Sighs and stwetches* God am so bored today..

*walks to edge of ship and looks over at the Dolphins happily playing* Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*wakes up on deck with kick marks on his body and still holding his rod (gits lol) sees a unconcious ste and tids gets life raft out, bundles a scuffy smelly captain into the raft and pushes it out to sea.....n tids shouts*

go on yer waste of space, dont come back till you smarten yerself up, lets hope Ariel gets you spruced up you drunken slob


*walks away rubbing hands*

right me muckers i got stes key to his secret stash....shall we see what he has there?

*Spots Ste floating past and not knowing Tids planned it, starts to panic*

ARGHHH SOMEONE HELP!!

The Capn's drunk on a raft..HE'LL DROWN! omg omg


*turns to run and find someone and see's Tids man scratching all calm*

TIDS...*Points* STE!! RAFT!! DRUNK!! *Points* HELP!

*Drags Tids by his holey 'ol grey tee-shirt to the edge of the ship* LOOK!

*escapes from the ear lug grasp from paula*

Geerrrrroooooof me will ya you histerical banshee floosey
he aint gonna drown, hes in a life raft...anyway Ariel will get him....well lets hope she does before ursulla does

*sneakily drops a message into the ocean FAO Ursulla*

Now...............wheres that co captain of mine, tids is back in helm and its time to get this cruise ship shape.....we may have one of our members back on board soon....oh by the way, where we heading? I lost touch since tie face came back

(lmao @ Tie face)


OH! *Lets go of Tids*

Well i didnt know did i He looks so helpless

*Looks over at Ste still asleep on the raft thingy*


Co-Cap'n? HERE *Pokes chest and grins* Am here..

Well!! Im the only one here so may as well be...*turns round looking @ random corners*

Stell went of PHSL in some corner somewhere..ohhh the sneek! i bet he's with BB somewhere !

*promotes paula to co captain and hands keys to navigation room*

right missy plot the course and destination, we seem to be drifting aimlessley, we need to get the cruise back on track and pronto

HEY EVERYONE, IM BACK!

*Goes to kitchen*

anyone mind if I have this last bacon and egg?

*rubs eyes in disbelief*

errrr no smurf...help yourself, its been out of the fridge a while though......
where ya been ya landlubber?

*Looks down at floor bashfully and kicks heels*

Plotting to take over the Booze Cruise

Well ........

*folds arms in a defensive and dominant manner flexing his large tattooed biceps and forearms*

............you will ave to get past me n paula 1st...stella has gone all jelly fish like....hes a useless mound of wobble PHSL somewhere....still....in a corner





Edited at 15:17 Tue 1/07/08 (BST)

*Throws a bottle of beer into the sea, watches with delight as Tids dives in after it (screaming)*

One down, one to go!!

*does butterfly kick and leaps out of the water and onto deck*

You wont get rid of me that easy and throwing beer is the cardinal sin.....im gonna tell stella

*drops to knees and begs at Tidnabs feet*

Oh forgive me kind sir, i didn't mean to upset you.

*looks at smurf prepared to be tricked at this pathetic creeping, so takes a few steps back and says*

right ya muppet, get up and just chill out......get yer cabin sorted out, itll probably smell a bit musty and then come back and ave a beer

I got Paula to clean my cabin last night.

reet proper scubber that one...where is she anyway??

*looks around*

Edited at 15:44 Tue 1/07/08 (BST)