lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nice 1 stella

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their mentstrual cycle..

e.g, While a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged features.

And when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on firem with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump jammed up his J-lo

Being british is all about drivin' a german car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home grabbin an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa & watch USA shows on a Japanese Tv & most of all being suspicious of anything foreign!!

Oh.. & ... Only in britain.. can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britian do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter..

Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop.


We might be British but by gum we're funny!

Love it toppers! Good stuff!

LMAOOOO Good one

Two tourists were driving through Wales at Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybaarcudprindanfygy, they stopped for lunch and asked the waitress-

"Before we order could you please settle and argument for us and pronounce where we are... very slowly??

The waitress leaned over and said:

"burrr-gurrr-king"

A man is lying on the beach sun bathing wearing nothing but a cap over his genitals. An ugly fat woman is passing and remarks:

"If you were any sort of gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady!".

he replied

"If you were any sort of a lady the hat would lift itself!!"


for some reason that really tickled me lol

LMAO @ BOTH OF THEN hahahahaha

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.
"Reach up there and find out."
She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's
gruesome!"
"Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand back
up there, it'll grow some more!"

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched
backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One
thing about Jim," his buddy said to the bartender, "he knows
when to stop."

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

Finger on chin I don't know.

Hits forehead Oh I get it!

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The
doctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," was his reply.

The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"

"Tuesday," replies the second man.

The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's
three times three?"

"Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did
you get that?"

"Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

Two burglars broke into a building and stole a calendar.
They both got 6 months.

Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?

Because it does not need to be cleaned!

Stella ur bad lol

Im sure you girlies will see the funny side

*Ignores Stell*

Pffft Shocking Behaviour from one so young!!

lol ano stell dno y women dont like them lol

What's the difference between Max Moseley & Robert Mugabe?



Moseley knows when he's been beaten.