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18:31 Sun 17 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
IM L M A O @ THAT!
hightops said:
i've said this before but my all time favourite joke has to be:
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other...
how do we drive this thing?
2 fish in a tank, one says to the other...
how do we drive this thing?
IM L M A O @ THAT!
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05:09 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."
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05:16 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.
She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him.
"I've been stung by a wasp" She says.
" Where did it get you?" He replies
"Between the 1st and 2nd hole" She said
He said"Madam I think your stance must be a little too wide"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him.
"I've been stung by a wasp" She says.
" Where did it get you?" He replies
"Between the 1st and 2nd hole" She said
He said"Madam I think your stance must be a little too wide"
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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05:33 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the
living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix some
drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the
mantel.
He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says,
"What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He turns beetroot red in horror and goes, "Oh, well, er...I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix some
drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the
mantel.
He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says,
"What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He turns beetroot red in horror and goes, "Oh, well, er...I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
11:00 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
newsflash: a blond has been fired from banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones
11:01 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
She couldn't find the recipe
She couldn't find the recipe
11:02 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus
she took the 33 bus twice
she took the 33 bus twice
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11:04 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
to insult to injury there's a e and int eh word blonde.... *whistles*......hugs
mufc2008 said:
What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus
she took the 33 bus twice
she took the 33 bus twice
to insult to injury there's a e and int eh word blonde.... *whistles*......hugs
11:07 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
wooooooo*Hugs* i now that lol hehe annoying paula they will
11:23 Sun 31 Aug 08 (BST) [Link]
Annoy me? im PMSL @ them Muff
Im not easily offended yano lol
Im not easily offended yano lol
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