lol

lol

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

pmsl paula

HA Im blonde as well

how do u amuse a blonde for hours?

"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf."
"Rubbish, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"

So am i lol

ye steph ur 1 of the dumb 1s well.... all blondes r

OI how dare u be so cheeky

lol

A Man says to his Gym instructor " Can you teach me to do the splits " ?

Gym Instructor says "Depends, How flexible are you " ?

The man says " Well..I can't make Tuesday's " .

Pmsl thats bad

LMAO! Only just seen that




What do ya call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young
man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and
everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his
fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this pig?'

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: 'Which end of
the fork are you referring to?'

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

lmao stell

Paddy booked a flight over the phone, and the receptionist asked "How many people are travelling with you?" Paddy said "I Dont know, it's your bloody plane !"

some idiot keeps ringing my phone and then starts singing 'stand and deliver' and 'prince charming'i keep telling him to go away or i will report him......but

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a
movie about the lives of the great composers.
Stallone says "I want to be Mozart."
Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."