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06:48 Tue 29 Apr 08 (BST) [Link]
Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife
'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, we can't afford that!
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE'
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife
'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, we can't afford that!
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE BLOODY PRICE'
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07:22 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
stellaman said:
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 pence each or three for a pound!"
The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!"
Ive just found this,lmaoooooooooooo stella
(Or give it to Jill LMAOOOOOOOO)
The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!"
Ive just found this,lmaoooooooooooo stella
(Or give it to Jill LMAOOOOOOOO)
09:10 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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09:20 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
LMAOOOOOOO wasn't you was it hun
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her
he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a
tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather
have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Well make up your mind. I
have to adjust the chair."
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her
he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a
tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather
have a baby!" To which the dentist replies: "Well make up your mind. I
have to adjust the chair."
09:24 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! and no ya checky git it wasnt me... *Looks around* T'was Jill!
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09:35 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Make a quotation and dont put a >>>*<<< at either end.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A: Make a quotation and dont put a >>>*<<< at either end.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
09:40 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
OH NO NEED FOR THAT!
Your Orrible to me! an you can shut it too Bob!
(I AM PMSL FOR REAL HERE, i asked for that hahaha)
Your Orrible to me! an you can shut it too Bob!
(I AM PMSL FOR REAL HERE, i asked for that hahaha)
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09:53 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
Lmao,awww paula he got it in for you today
my ribs are killing me with laughing
my ribs are killing me with laughing
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10:24 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
there were two men in an airport who both lost thier wifes.
anyway they were both talkin about there wifes and what they looked like.
one of the men said mine is 58 shes got grey hair and with loads of spots whats yours look like.
Oh blonde hair big boobs and shes 21.
he said where would your old lady be the man said nevermind about mine lets look for yours!!!
anyway they were both talkin about there wifes and what they looked like.
one of the men said mine is 58 shes got grey hair and with loads of spots whats yours look like.
Oh blonde hair big boobs and shes 21.
he said where would your old lady be the man said nevermind about mine lets look for yours!!!
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13:49 Sat 10 May 08 (BST) [Link]
a blonde and a brunette fall off a building who hits the ground first?
the brunette because the blonde stops to ask for directions.
quite rubbish but worth a post.
the brunette because the blonde stops to ask for directions.
quite rubbish but worth a post.
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07:12 Sun 11 May 08 (BST) [Link]
Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
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12:08 Sun 11 May 08 (BST) [Link]
well funny Stella lmao
A psychiatrist was giving a talk on Mental health, she asked the group " how would you describe a patient who walks back and forth,screaming his lungs out one minute and crying uncotrolably the next"
A Young man at the rear of the class raised his hand and answered
" A football manager"
A psychiatrist was giving a talk on Mental health, she asked the group " how would you describe a patient who walks back and forth,screaming his lungs out one minute and crying uncotrolably the next"
A Young man at the rear of the class raised his hand and answered
" A football manager"
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