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09:01 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
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09:26 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Fat bloke goes to the doctors and says
"Doctor Doctor i need something to keep my stomach in"
The Doctor Gives him a wheelbarrow

well i found it funny at the time lol
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09:47 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Tids i like them Lil ones (STS)

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10:02 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Oooooer !
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10:13 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
whats the definition of agony?
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10:17 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
A one armed man hanging over a cliff with an itchy bum
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10:19 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
yeah that and a fly landing on a razor blade using its balls for brakes
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11:08 Thu 17 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
PMSL Mad u lot are
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08:01 Fri 18 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Whats the difference between a slapper and a bowling ball?

Pm me for the answer, a bit too rude for here
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08:41 Fri 18 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
LMAOOOOO i dont need to pm ya Tids....I know it.!!

And no i am not speaking from experience either

*Blushes*
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09:06 Fri 18 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
lmao

iam

*blushes for another reason*
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06:25 Tue 22 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
I went to the doctors the other day and said.
"Doctor Doctor...i think im addicted to drinking brake fluid"
Doctor told me not too worry, i should find it easy to stop

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07:26 Tue 22 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
LMAO!


What did the ghost say to the bee??



BOO BEE!!!
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08:11 Tue 22 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
why did pokemon hide behind the settee?
so he could peekachoo

what do you do when peekachoo wont get on the bus?
Pokemon


sad very sad
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10:28 Tue 22 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Worse than mine they are!!!



Whatcha call a fish without an eye?




FSH!!!
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10:40 Tue 22 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
you were saying??

how do you confuse an irishman?

stand him in front of a row of shovels and say
'take your pick'
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04:47 Wed 23 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
mr_mcquiston said:
Worse than mine they are!!!



Whatcha call a fish without an eye?




FSH!!!




LMAO I knew that one..i luv it
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05:29 Sun 27 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
Paddy marches into a job center and screams...

" I've been ringing 08001730 for two days now, trying to get help"

The girl at the reception desk asks...
"Did you get that number from our door sir"

Paddy says "Yes i did"

The Girl says "They are our Opening hours you thick git!!!"
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07:26 Sun 27 Apr 08 (BST)  [Link]  
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.
He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got
your bloody ball!"
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