I've seen ure poem on Pitbull Pete
Are u sure that he is so sweet
Or is it that ure just on heat
Or does he like u, have smelly feet!

Piggy boo this poem just aint
But to me it is rather quaint
Those feet they make everyone faint
So Paula u just aint no saint!!!

To one and all on funkypool
I'm back on here to play the fool
Some might think that it ain't cool
But I can't stick to to any rule!

ANON! lmao WHPB!!! CYA's

OH! Really!


Ignore my poem he's really a Tart
Stuffs his face with burgers making him fart
Gets all the attention he possibly Can
By pulling silly faces with his fake tan!


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LMAO WAR! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*walks away and smells one foot*

He sed it was craaaaaaaaaaaaap

So i done the one above me last post! HA!

OH - MY - GOD!
*Jaw drops!*
Its NOT Fake, Its 100% Pure radiation from the sexy sun! GRR *Growls*

Goin for a Cuppa

I read your poem about me,
I replyed with "Its Crap"
But behind my high wall,
I thought it was "Brap"

Now dont be offended,
When i say "Pig-Tart-Hussy"
You know you love it,
Plus my Humours a lil' Dusty

Rememebr that bloke,
Whos un-named But begins with "I"
He hurt you on MSN,
And almost made you Cry

I Raced to your PM,
To help a friend in Need,
And thats the night we discovered,
The top dawg "Pitbull Pete"

We've had some "Highs",
And Obviously "Downs"
I know we lost contact,
"It Hurt" Silly as it Sounds

But you were the Bigger Piggy,
And made the first move.
I ignored your pm's...
And played it real smooth

In the end it was all Good,
Cause the 3 Pigs Re-united
You know the third Piggy Yeah?
She was absolutely Delighted

Gonna wrap this up now,
Cause im looking a little bent
And you know thats not my Style,
Cause Manni pays my Rent

Paulio Amarni...My Dear Phatt Friend
I hope our friendship will never end. INNIT BRUV.

Edited at 17:49 Thu 31/01/08 (GMT)

WOOOOOOOOO!!

OMG i loved ALL of them poems!!!!!

*HUGS* for you alllllllll

Thanks bab...But be honest...Mine was the best yh?

OH shurrup its the first the u have done! Lmaoooooooooooo

Wishes and Wonders

I'm lying here upon my bed
Thoughts run wildly through my head
I wish we'd met way way back
Then i'd cut myself some slack

Wondering how id respond to your touch
Wonder if feelings are real as such
Wishing things were so different now
Wished i could make a change somehow

I wonder if you know what i mean
I wished your thoughts could be seen
Im wondering if you really understand
As my wishes float to a different land

I wonder if time can really tell
And wishes become magic as well
Guess thats something i'll never know
All i can do is let my thoughts flow

Wishes and Wonders play with your mind
Some are cruel and some are so kind
Whatever you wish for i hope comes true
But until then im only here for you.


~ Paula ~

*Hugs* Beautiful.

well i look at her
she looks at me
shes got me thinking about her constantly
but she dont know how i feel
and if carrys on without a doubt
i wonder if shes figured out
that im crazy for this girl


yeah a little random

But Good Tho Rob

*HUGS* I loved that poem Paula, i really did

Good poem too Rob

Ok i have written a poem (shocking i know)...

Here goes....

Sat here thinking alone one day,
I never thought i could feel this way.
I love you with all my heart,
I always have right from the start.

Wondering what people would do,
When they found out about me and you.
To stick around and hear what they say.
Or just go, leave and run away?

I couldn't do that, it wouldn't be right,
To leave you alone, putting up the fight.
And so i stayed right by your side,
With my arms open wide.

I'll always be here, no matter what,
I'll keep saying it so its not forgot.
So i hope you know how much you mean to me,
I Love you, forever yours I'll be.


~Stephy~

AMAZING STEPHY *HUGS*

Fab Stephy...But im seeing Hardip now

Lmaoooooooo

SAUSAGES

The great British banger, now there is a treat
No finer food, are you more likely to eat
There are all sorts of sausage, from Chipolata to Jumbo
But My Paula's favourite, is the great giant Cumbo
Now I like a saveloy, a favourite of course
Especially splattered, with loads of Brown sauce
Now the Germans have frankfurters, and they will boast
That theirs is the best, when eaten with toast
Then the Irish have Richmonds, the ones in a green packet
Superb on the Barbie, for those who can hack it
But the best time to eat them, is first thing in the morning
With the fresh smell of breakfast, as the sun is just dawning
Then as you sit there and stare, at the empty plate
You contemplate, the wonderous food you just ate
The great British banger, lets thank the Lord
For this gorgeous food, ALL hail the PORK sword

~Stell~



For My Paula xxx

L~M~A~O!!!! hahaha Love it bab