okay then

a women was well known for her conservitiv views and knew that a man down the road married two women one didnt get divorced or died yet she treated it as a great and happy time both marriages why?

The man married them, i.e. he facilitated their marriages to other men, i.e. he's a priest.

clever cloone!

Well alex, howzat?

well done yes cloone your good at this lol

ur go cloone!

Excellent, just a sec while I see...

Ok. Can anyone find the hidden something-or-other in this poem?

Janet was quite ill one day.
Febrile trouble came her way.
Martyr-like, she lay in bed;
Aproned nurses softly sped.
Maybe, said the leech judicial
Junket would be beneficial.
Juleps, too, though freely tried,
Augured ill, for Janet died.
Sepulchre was sadly made.
Octaves pealed and prayers were said.
Novices with ma'y a tear
Decorated Janet's bier.

january
feburary
march
april
may
june
july
august
septmber
october
november
december

if im right someone else can have my go lol

Edited at 08:33 Mon 19/11/07 (GMT)

ok then ......

An archeoligist uncovers a tomb .Inside the tomb lies a wooden table with 2 naked bodies lying on it . Omg he says .... that's Adam and Eve !! .
How did he come to this conclusion ?

Remember there is only a wooden table and two bodies in the room ... nothing else ...no markings or writings...no apples ... no snakes lol.

Cos they didnt have belly buttons??

well done !! bloooody hell that was quick lol

haha i only knew it cos i'd done that one before lol!



what room has no windows,floors,celings,or doors?

chatroom ?

nope!

legroom ?

mushroom??

haha yeah,...your go smithbit!

Smith!