PMSL @ them

A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared: "A baby brother."

"Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother," said her mom, "but there isn't time before your birthday."

"Why don't you do like they do down at daddy's factory when they want something in a hurry. Just put more men on the job."

Lmaooooo

This girl is playin on the grass with a skirt n t - shirt on and a man walks over and says ill give u £5 if u do a handstand so she did and the man gave her a pound.

She goes home and tells her mom and her mom said he only wanted to see ur knickers and the little girl said well i didnt no did i, her mom says well dont do it again.

The little girl see's the man again and he said ill give you £10 if u do it again so the little girl does it.

She goes home and her mom said were did u get that £10 from and the little girl says i saw that man again and i did it again and she said i told u he only wants to see your knickers.

The little girl says i tricked him i didn't were none

PMFSL!

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a
hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick. "

OI! no blonde jokes Grrrrrrrrrrrr





PMSL tho



oh check N.E.S Stell lmao

well i have to have the odd blonde one, coz i don't know any about moles





I'll check NES now

Oh!!














Lmao!

jk, perhaps you next subject on the poems thread should be moles

*mind ticks over already*

FFS!!!..NO!!!!! lmaooooo

Maybe Stella the singing drunk ? yh !!

composing the mole one as we speak. *chuckles*

Lol u both mad

Mad !!! with her size 3's.........etc. etc.

PMSL stop bein mean stella!!

Its sooo easy when his victims paula though

but its mean!!!

OH!! why are us girls always the victims tho???
See Stephy? we need more girls!!!!!!

Stella as long as its not about me!!! Grrrr






lol

yes we do need more girls!!! we have PW tho too sometimes

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.