PMFSL!!

lmfao!! NOT BAD lol

Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it.

"I waited until I heard the bedsprings squeaking in my folk's bedroom and then I ran in. My father gave me a watch to get rid of me.",replied the little friend.

Little Johnny, thinking that this was a cool idea waited that night until he heard the bedsprings squeaking rhythmically and then ran into his folk's bedroom.

"What do you want!", asked the father gruffly.

"I want a watch!", said Johnny.

"Well sit down and shut up!", replied the father.

OMG LMAO!

One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks.

Little Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him."

"That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor.

Little Johnny shouts back, "That's because he's inside your bloody cat!"

LMFAO




Why always little Johnny tho??

Todays theme

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"

The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know".

The lady then asked again, "Are they both boys or girls or either of each?"

The man looked angrier still and replied, "I don't know!"

The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"

The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company!"

PMFSL!!!!



was his name JOHNNY????????

The daycare teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?"

"A horse," one child answers.

"And this?" the teacher asks.

"A piggy." replies another youngster.

"And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer, only total silence.

"Come now, children," she coaxes. "I'll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"

"I know! I know!" exclaims one little girl.

"It's a horny basterd!"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

I did laff at this.........

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

A week later, the man had an important appointment and had to be at the airport at a certain time. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 A.M."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 8:00 A.M.and that he had missed his flight. Furious and about to find out why his wife had not awakened him as he had asked, he discovered a piece of paper on the bed which said: "It is 5:00 A.M. Wake up!"

PMSL HAHAHAHA great they are stell hahaha

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO i love i love GO THE WIFEY! HA!

LMFAO

A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough he kicks up a bottle, pulls the cork, and out comes the Genie to give him one wish. He pulls out a map of the Middle East, and asks the Genie if he can bring Peace to this part of the World.

The Genie pales, and says "Master, these people have been at war since time began. It is their nature, the very fiber of their lives. What you ask is totally impossible. It is probably the only wish I cannot grant you. Ask for anything else and I will make it happen."

"OK", the dude says, "tomorrow morning have my wife awaken me, with the best blow job I've ever had, on her own, without my begging and pleading. Because SHE LIKES IT, because SHE WANTS TO, because IT TURNS HER ON!!"

The Genie shakes his head and says "LET ME SEE THAT MAP AGAIN!"

lmfao i love that one, *cries with laughter*

PMSL! Me too PW... and i cry laffin at them all hahahaha

Edited at 16:32 Fri 15/09/06 (BST)

There was 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette sawm 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back!!