oooooooooooh u aint seen nothin yet then hehe..............

Blonde joke!

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for
some
bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman
that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this
store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get
it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks
at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant " The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container,




(Wait for it - it's good)




"To apply, push up bottom"

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform

the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no

afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to
his word,he made contact.



Mary .Mary . . ."



Is that you, Fred?"



"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."




"What's it like?"



"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex.
I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex
pretty
much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The

next day it starts again."




"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."



"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Oklahoma."

lmao

There are two friends; Bob and Fred. Bob is a blonde and Fred is a brunette. Bob and Fred go into a bar one day, and they see an Indian walk in. The bartender says to them, "I'd give anyone $100,000 if they could bring me an Indian's head. Those Indians killed my children, they killed my wife, and they destroyed my home." So, Bob and Fred decide to go out, find an Indian, and chop off its head to bring to the bartender. The two friends go out looking, and find an Indian. Fred throws a rock and hits the Indian in the head, and it falls unconcious down into a canyon. Bob and Fred go down into the canyon to cut off the Indian's head when Fred taps Bob's shoulder and says with a horrified expression, "Bob, look." Bob turns around, and sees Indians surrounding them at the top of the canyon. Then he shouts, "Yes!! We're going to be millionares!"

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail.'"

hahahahha love them all i do!!!!!!!!!

Why to the teletubbies go to the toilet at the same time ?


They only have one tinky-winky

LMAO hahahahha

Q - Whats Brown and smells of pine ??
A - a t urd in a radox bath.

Q - Whats green and smells of pork??
A - Kermit the frogs fingers.

Q - Whats Kermit the frogs middle name ??
A - "the"

hahaha well done stella

Whats Brown and sticky ?????

A Stick!!!

lmfao

Ha Ha Ha oooo u sound pleased with ya self at that one Stella

Where do u get them all?

Aha, my ickle secret

I slept like a log last night, woke up with my head in the fireplace.

I went to the doctor today and told him i had broken my arm in several places.

He said "well don't go to those places"

not a joke but one to think about ....

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

pmsl....... gd point the cuey hahahaha

love the jokes stella woo woo!!!!!

what goes zzub zzub?

a bee flying backwards

last night i dreamt i was eating a giant marshmallow.

woke up this morning and my pillow was gone

pmsl....hahahaha u got me with the first 1....literally laffin out loud....i was gettin asked what i was laffin at hahaha!!!

What do u call a man with a car on his head ?

Jack