Stephy hahaha it was to me cos ive never heard it hahahaha so soft but sooooooooo funny ,,lmao

hahahaha well whateva makes u pusl is fine by me

Abramovich has orderd a large quantity of viagra because no matter how hard chelsea try they cant get past a semi.

Woooooooooooo HA hahhaahah

WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS ....

Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't see to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Salvatore is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he is actually dead."
There is a silence ...... and then a shot is heard.
Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

A man was sitting on a beach and he had no arms
and no legs. Three women
walking past and felt sorry for the poor man, the first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The bloke said "NO", so she gave him a hug and walked away. Then the second woman said"Have you ever had a kiss?"
The bloke said "No", so she gave him a kiss andwalked away. Then the third woman came up to him and said
"Have you ever been f****d?"
The bloke said "No",
And she said....... "You will be when the tide comes in!"

Ha Ha superb!!!!

OMFG! I swear im pmsl!.

Gud Jokes stella, i wuv them hehe

Bloke goes home with a duck under his arm
says to his wife: "This is the pig I've been shag ging"
Wifey says "That's not a pig - Its a duck"
Bloke replies "I was talking to the Duck"

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut.

As he clips away, the barber smiles down at her and says,

"Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get ti ts, too."

hahahaha funny good jokes stella

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and
asks:

"Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat minger in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

A new scandal is set to rock football - Sophie Ellis Bextor has been
found dead in the hotel room of a Famous French footballer

........ Police are treating it as murder on Zidanes floor

Scientists today have announced they have crossed a rooster with an onion and come up with a big c ock that brings tears to your eyes.

pmsl hahahaha like the second 1 stella

Did you hear about the Irish Humpty Dumpty ??

The wall fell on him...!!

What do u call a woman with a radiator on her head???

Anita

South African authorities have decided there shall be no more Black and White segregation on the buses. From now on all peoples shall be referred to as Green.

The new arrangement shall see dark greens sitting at the back of the bus and light greens sitting at the front!

Kick Racism Out!

PMSL! Ive heard the Duck and Pig one i wuv it!

Oooooooooo Stella look at ur posts wow! u got lots now hahaha......

i know woooohoooo