hahahaha love em stella wooooooo 4 the posts

A ship carrying Red paint collided today, with a ship carrying blue paint,. All passengers were marrooned

hahaha

How funny are these hehehe

Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive young lady, and they go back to her place.

"You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out, they will kill us."

Things start getting heated on the couch, but after a while, the young man tells her he needs to go to the toilet. "I have to go," he says.

"Well, you can't go upstairs, it's right next to my parents bedroom," she replies. "Use the kitchen."

So he dutifully retires to the kitchen. A few minutes later, he pops his head around the door and asks, "Do you have any toilet paper?"

“Can I sleep in your bed tonight with you and mummy?" asks baby balloon to father balloon.

Father balloon explains to baby balloon that he is getting too old and too big to be sleeping in the same bed as mummy and daddy and tucks him in and kisses him night in his own bed.

During the night when mummy and daddy balloons are a sleep baby balloon tries to squeeze himself into bed with mummy and daddy, but there is no room. So he decides to release some air out of mummy balloon, but still no room. He then releases some air from daddy balloon but there is still no room. So he then releases some air from himself which allows enough room from him to snuggle in bed between his mummy and daddy.

In the morning daddy balloon isn't impressed. "What did I tell you? You had to sleep in your own bed, you've been very naughty. You've let your mum down, you've let me down and most of all you've let yourself down!"

HAHAHA Gud !


(ps grrrrrrrrr how dare u post here b4 sayin hi on general chat)

What do you call aman with Jelly in one ear , and custard in the other ear,,,?

A Trifle deaf

hahahahaha love em stella

how does bob marley like his donoughts?

with jam'min

Making Love

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my
girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.
She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".

The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me nob on da curtain. She hits da fockin' roof.

>A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
> > Michael, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the
measles
> > And my Mum said it was contagious".
> > "Well done, Michael" says the teacher.
> > "Can anyone else try"?
> > Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
there's

>a
> > bug going round, and it's contagious".
> > "Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else"?
> > Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice,
> >
> > "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch
brush
> >
> > and my Dad says it will take the contagious."

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colours," he replies, "Gold, Silver and bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course" says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

hahahahaha loveeeeeeee em stellaa woo wooooo!!!!!!

I'm here all week lol

Q - Why did the monkey fall outta the tree?
A - Cos he was dead

Q - why did the second monkey fall outta the tree?
A - Cos he was stapled to the first monkey

Q - why did the third monkey fall outta the tree?
A - Cos he thought it was a game.

hahahahahahahaha like it

P M F S L................

*Wipes a tear*

hahahaha they gd aint they paula!!!

my word i've never seen so many pool balls in one thread.......oh the joy of laughter

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Edited at 22:51 Tue 9/05/06 (BST)