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04:52 Fri 23 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
Erm.........Excuse me!!! The Joke???? *Waits*
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06:00 Fri 23 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name, Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin.
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06:18 Fri 23 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy." The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.
"Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn."
Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your ti ts are hanging in the ashtray."
"Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn."
Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your ti ts are hanging in the ashtray."
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11:35 Fri 23 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
A Reporter Speaking to Paul Mccarntey on future wedding plans.................
"Hey Paul, are you ever goin to go down on one knee ever again"
"No i'm not", said Paul "and i'd appreciate it, if you called her Heather"
"Hey Paul, are you ever goin to go down on one knee ever again"
"No i'm not", said Paul "and i'd appreciate it, if you called her Heather"
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05:48 Sun 25 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
STELLA!!!!!! Hope theres a joke when im back later
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05:58 Sun 25 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
A Red Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
"£1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"
"Charmin is £2.00 a roll, and no name is 50p a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
"£1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"
"Charmin is £2.00 a roll, and no name is 50p a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.
"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."
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05:59 Sun 25 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
LMAO Wooooooooooooo About time too
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06:01 Sun 25 Jun 06 (BST) [Link]
Stelllllllllll *puppy dog eyes* I Spy is too hard for me
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