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The 5 questions most feared by men are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

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careful m8, there are some pretty stroppy women on here

sorry

sorry if i offend any1 tell me ill delete

They'll tell you dont worry...hehe

Keep em coming m8

What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute?
Who cares?

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met.

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Osama Bin Laden was caught bumming a sheep ,
The police's reaction : "Calm down everyone , it's ok , cos' it's Islam. ( small-minded joke but funny all the same )

that is a baaaaaaaa d joke lol

LMAO! yep am one of them that will tell ya if ya offened hehe tho im a girl with a gud sense of humour (so im told) So its hard to offend me........

I Luuuuuuuuurve jokes and i luuuuuuuuuuurve laffing so yea, keep them coming

hehe gd jokes i think hehe moree more moreee!!

Quick Joke.........
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is £80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

LMAO!

2 chavs are racing around devon, they both drive of a cliff and plumet to thier deaths. who wins?

society

ooooo ison tut tut lol

hehe good jokesssss