At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have s ex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

hahaha

Oh pmfsl Go swedish girly hehe

Awwww, i need these jokes.they make me laff
Come on Stell

paula no1 wants 2 post nemoreeeee

come on ppl we need these

A man is at the dentist's for a check-up. As the dentist leans over, he asks, "Well... So you had oral sex this morning?" "How did you know?" asks the man, embarrassed but also amazed at his dentist's perception. "Was it the smell on my breath?" "No" says the dentist. "Well, did you see a pubic hair caught in my teeth?" asks the man. "No" says the dentist. "Well, what then? How did you know?" asks the man, losing patience. The dentist says "There's a little bit of sh it on the end of your nose."

PMSL

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my p enis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

OMG! Stella!! ur going worse.........pmsl

isnt he justs pmsl

a guy walks into the local rent office to pay his rent and he finds that there is a bit of queue so he of course joins the end!!

after about 2 mins he notices that the woman 2 places in front of him has a 10 pound note in 1 here and a 5 pound note in the other, well this of course sends his mind into thinking!!!

when he gets to the front of the queue to pay his rent and the woman has alrwady gone he asks the counter assistant if she knows what this is all about and she then replies with oh nothing to worry about sir wait there cos ur all gonna love this!!! .........















'' THATS JUST MRS JONES AND SHE'S 15 POUND IN HER-EARS!!!!!''

i just don't get it lol must be time for my bed!

lol i just said it out loud to myself and thats when the lightbulb came im so stupid

Edited at 02:05 Tue 27/06/06 (BST)

LMAO!!!

PMFSL!!

Come Stell, ur turn......

Edited at 06:36 Tue 27/06/06 (BST)

yeah stellaaaaaaa ure gooooooo

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little ladders hung on the side and garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a firemans helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look, thats a lovely fire engine, he says admiringly.
Thanks, says the little girl.
The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the dogs collar and one to the cats test icles.
Little girl, says the firefighter, I dont want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.
The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says
Youre probably right, but then I wouldn't have a fcuking siren, would I?

Hehe good one stella ......BUt havnt we already had that one before?

i dunno, have a look

lol i cba still a good one tho

Yes i think we have cos this is the 2nd time ive drooled on this joke thread!! lmaooooooooooo and its only cos of erm..Firemen