hahahahahhahah

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her
ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt
and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
the phone I accidentally picked up the iron
and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But. what happened to your other ear?"
"The son of a biatch called back."

HAHAHAHHA

100 nuns got called in to manery mother superior called them and said

"IN ONE OF OUR ROOMS WE FOUND SOME JEANS ON THE FLOOR!
99 nuns go ooohhhhh 1 nun go hehehe
" IN THOSE JEANS WE FOUND A CONDOM"
99 nuns go ohhhhhhh 1 nun go hehehe
"IN THAT CONDOM WE FOUND A HOLE"
1 nun go ohhhhhhhhh 99 nuns go hehehe

very funny

lmao nice 1 half life

oops sorry lol at your age

oh heck lmao it is....

Edited at 15:38 Thu 3/05/07 (BST)

HAHAH I like that one

This man catches his 17 yr old daughter.......nope dont think i'll get away with that one PMSL

PMSL

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

PMSL




Lmao at that ^ ^ ^ btw

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm,I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies,
"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

PMSL @ That Tids




Paddy and Mick 2 Irish men were walking down the road yh?
Paddy spots a broken mirror, looks in it and says
"Oi Mick, am sure i know him"
So Mick looks in it and goes " ITS ME YA DAFT BEGGER" !

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL what a joke

WHO? MOI?

No Tids. but yours is quite good too

I Meant am I The Joke???? duurrrrrrrrrr NVM Pmsl

eh? right, oooookkkkkaaaayyy then

try better next time

Hey smurf, I just met your double, I swear it was you, i even shouted your name, but he just kept scratching his bum and eating bananas

A guy comes home to his wife one evening with a big bunch of flowers and she says "I suppose this means I have to get on my back with my legs open for the next three days".
The husband says "Why? Don't you have any vases?"