The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor,"
she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple. "Young lady,"
he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!" "Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This one tickled me.........

A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.
On their wedding night she joyfully jumps into bed and he holds up five
fingers.
"Oh darling!" she squeals with delight, Does that mean five times?"
"No", says the old fellow, "it means that you can pick one out."

OOER! Lmao ( oh dont ive got pains lol) OH i got one for you...

Paddy is in a disco and he asks a girl:
"How about a SH (la la )"?
Girl replies: "Oh i cant, i'm on my menstrual cycle"
"GREAT" Say paddy "Im on my Scooter, I'll follow you home"

LMFAO Love it !!

One for the girlies......

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than
to improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Edited at 07:44 Tue 27/03/07 (BST)

lMAO!

Hahaha Lovin all them!!!

LMFAO @ stella!

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one.
"Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

Woot woot!!

Thought you'd like that one...hiya katie

haha pmsl gr8 jokes m8

i stole a joint of beef from asda last night, the security guard shouted ' OI what you doing with that?' i aid 'spuds, peas and gravy you nosey b******!'

lmao

LMFAO nice one

i almost rang you earlier. i was in tesco and thought i saw your name on a loaf of bread.
then i realised it said 'thick cut'.

gd 1 lol

husband was admirring his naked body in the mirror, he says to his wife ' look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite'.
wife replies 'f*****g shame about the 2 inch fuse'.

weve had that one mate