I've just been banned from B+Q, some gimp in orange overalls asked me if i wanted decking, so i thought i'd get the first punch in.

PMFSL!!

Theres an old man laying on the beach naked
and a little girl was pasing buy she stops and
stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.
the man says what the little girl says that between
your legs the man says oh that well the thing
that is standing is the bird the two things
on the side are the eggs and the thing around
it is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave
so he can get some sun he falls asleep when
he wakes up there are peramedics around him
he asked what happen the peramedic said ask
the little girl the old man calls her over
what happen the little girl said when you went
to sleep I tryed to make the bird fly I pulled
and pulled but he got big and spit at me so
I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnd
the nest.

PMSL hahahahahaha

only stella would think of putting that on the forum...

Thats why we like him though....

*blush*

It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells one's breath. That night, the sign outside her tent read: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.

ok is it just me or does no1 else get that =S

HA HA HA HA HA





I dont get it....

oooooo wait hahahahaha yeah i do get it hahahahaha

tis a play on words.....

superkailifragilisticexpialidocious...........

i think (oh and that probs not spelt right!)

ye i understood tht bit but ..the play on words...its wot he has changed em to.. =-S

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film."

The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."

Two old Nuns sitting on a park bench.
A Streaker runs passsed them.

One had a stroke, and the other couldn't reach

OMG! pmfsl


(bet she was fuming hahaha)

whats the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread?

(anyone answer)

Erm...Dunno! Wot is the diff??

well, i wouldnt risk sending you for bread

OMFG! Im pmsl here hahahahaha trust me to fall for that! durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*Stamps size 3's*

Gud one...lol

Where do do they weigh pies??

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